However we try to avoid it, judging a person on the first impression is just human nature. And you usually want that first impression to be nice and show off how cool you are, because otherwise you can lose the opportunity to get along with someone right from the start.
It’s especially nerve-wracking when you’re talking about a person you might like and want to know more. So you have to think very carefully about what you want your first words to be because there is no turning back.
Most people would advise you to not resort to pickup lines as they are often cheesy and cringey. But they are also often based on a play on words, so in a way, they are kind of funny. And in this list, we gathered the most hilarious ones people on Reddit shared when someone asked “What’s your best worst pickup line that would never get you laid but is hilarious?”
Also, this is not the first time Bored Panda has explored various pickup lines and we have a couple of more articles that you might want to check out. If you click here, you will be directed to a list of the cringiest pickup lines we managed to find, and right here, you can look through some conversations from Tinder that people couldn’t resist screenshotting and sharing because the pickup lines cause secondhand embarrassment.
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#21

"Hey I think we've met before. I've seen you in the dictionary next to the word wow!" This was one of my High School freshmen. He did not get her number.
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28points
#22

You got an uglier, dumber sister? I might have a chance with her.
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25points
#23

Are you drinking skim milk because you think you’re fat? Cause you’re not. You could drink whole if you wanted to
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24points
#24

Damn girl, are you pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because although I’m not really feeling that right now, I do see you over there and I respect what you’re doing.
I saw this somewhere and it made me cry laughing. 10/10 would blow someone who said this to me as an icebreaker.
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22points
#26

Hey, if I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
If they say yes, then that means they'd say yes if you asked them out. If they say no, that means they'd say yes if you asked them out. It's foolproof!
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19points
#27

“You have great hair can I touch it” , then touch her moustache
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-2points
#28

Hey, is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.
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-8points
#29

Hey girl, are you a birthday card from my dad? Because I don't get you...
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-9points




