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People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
Funny,RelationshipsDEC 31, 2021

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny

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However we try to avoid it, judging a person on the first impression is just human nature. And you usually want that first impression to be nice and show off how cool you are, because otherwise you can lose the opportunity to get along with someone right from the start.
It’s especially nerve-wracking when you’re talking about a person you might like and want to know more. So you have to think very carefully about what you want your first words to be because there is no turning back.
Most people would advise you to not resort to pickup lines as they are often cheesy and cringey. But they are also often based on a play on words, so in a way, they are kind of funny. And in this list, we gathered the most hilarious ones people on Reddit shared when someone asked “What’s your best worst pickup line that would never get you laid but is hilarious?”
Also, this is not the first time Bored Panda has explored various pickup lines and we have a couple of more articles that you might want to check out. If you click here, you will be directed to a list of the cringiest pickup lines we managed to find, and right here, you can look through some conversations from Tinder that people couldn’t resist screenshotting and sharing because the pickup lines cause secondhand embarrassment.
More info: Reddit

#1

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
This one technically did get me laid. I met a girl at a dance at 15 years old. I asked her to dance during a slow song, and during our small talk, I asked, “so… what color is your toothbrush?” Just the dumbest most ridiculous question I could think of.
Fast forward 8 years at our wedding, and my new wife asks during our first dance, “so what color is your toothbrush?” I’ve never been so in love..
187points

#2

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
I overheard a girl in a bar telling her friends goodbye. I simply leaned in and said, “Don’t go.” It worked. It worked so well!
129points

#3

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
What’s a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
121points

#4

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
Hey can you help me out real quick?
Holds out hand
Will you hold this while I go for a walk?
it worked a few times. And when it didn't I got some good laughs.
99points

#5

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
Do you live around here often?
my autistic brother who giggles profusely after saying it.
88points

#6

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
You remind me of my appendix. You give me this weird feeling inside and I want to take you out.
72points

#7

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
Hey girl, are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon on the Colorado River, on the border of Nevada and Arizona, constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935 by President Franklin Delano Roosevelt?
Because DAM
70points

#8

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
Has anyone ever told you that you don't look a thing like Eddie Murphy?
69points

#9

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
Cute thing looked at me and said "Mike?" (which is not my name). My response was, "No, but I'll change my name if you want." She gave out a gut laugh and walked off. Months later she saw me again and started laughing the instant she saw me. I made an impression, just not the one I wanted I guess.
67points

#10

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
Hey girl, are you an obelisk? Because I'm trying to find out what an obelisk is through the process of elimination.
64points

#11

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
Back in the day I gave a buddy a pick up line to use. “How much does a polar bear weigh?” He said it to a girl nearby and she’s like “idk like 800 lbs?” And he responded, “yeah that’s what I was thinking, around 1,000 lbs…” and proceeded to chat her up! smh
58points

#12

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
Damn girl, are you a mortgage lender? Because you look like you want nothing to do with me.
55points

#13

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
My college room mate: Hi . you're cute! My name's Bob. How do you like me so far?
Sadly he was serious
47points

#14

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
Are you Australian? Because you sure as hell meet my koala-fications
41points

#15

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
I wanted to take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks inside
40points

#16

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
I can tell you the difference between they're, their, and there.
40points

#17

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
Mine was a joke but it was toward my ex and it was hey girl are you a fire alarm cuz your loud and f**king annoying
36points

#18

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
Are you a parking ticket? Because you got Fine written all over you! Now give me those digits cause this is a robbery
36points

#19

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
Hey girl, are you a microwave? Because mmmmmmmmmm
33points

#20

People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
So what ya do, is sit at a bar.. and write on a napkin or post-it note or something...
"Wanna hang / drink / (whatever)
Smile = yes
No = backflip"
Not once has anyone been able to pull off the backflip
33points
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