The mind of a toddler is an absolutely fascinating thing that could easily pass as the 8th Wonder. For these adorable little humans, every day is a new adventure of exploring the world, finding out about new things, and trying to understand yourself while at the same time, attempting to make sense of all of it. And every once in a while, while they're at it, our toddlers happen to accidentally come up with things that manage to crack up every single adult around them.
Recently, a Reddit user turnturnburn asked fellow members to share the best toddler complaints they've ever heard. And as always, the people of Reddit delivered. With that being said, Bored Panda invites you to sit back, relax, and read some of the funniest yet absolutely adorable stories about little kids complaining about the most random things. Don't forget to vote for your favorite ones, and share your own stories down in the comment section!
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#21
My nephew had a breakdown and cried when his boot wouldnt fit on his head like a hat.
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174points
#22
My wife woke the kids up and told them it was Monday so they needed to get ready for school. "Don't like Monday... Hate Monday... YOU'RE MONDAY! (Directed at wife)"
Edit: This was from a 4 year old.
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170points
#23
A kid asked for an envelope. So I gave her one. She started screaming and crying “I want an envelope!!!” She meant cantaloupe.
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167points
#24
When my little sister was a toddler she screamed she couldn’t go to sleep because her pajamas were “too spicy”
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163points
#25
My boy cried when, after stuffing his sandwich in the VHS recorder (early 90s), there was no movie about sandwiches.
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163points
#26
Asked if she could have one piece of candy, and I said yes. She then asked, "can we compromise?" and I replied that we didn't need to compromise because she was already getting exactly what she wanted. Child proceeds to throw a tantrum until I agree that we can compromise. She eats her candy and leaves happily
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162points
#27
My 6 year old yelled "I'm too tired to go to sleep!", in a fit of delirium and rage.
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159points
#28
My little sister, laying on her back, staring straight into the lamps: "My eyes hurt!"
"Then stop staring at the lamp."
"No!"
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153points
#29
I yawned with my mouth really wide and my little sister told my mum i was trying to eat her
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149points
#30
I once asked a one year old to share her snack with me (common psych experiment, you give them the snacks first). Instead of using the prop, she walked across the lab to her mom and started to pull her moms shirt down to share her boob.
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149points
#31
My kids used to complain when I couldn't change the weather.
"No, we can't go to the park, it's pouring."
"Mom, just make it stop raining."
Little kids really do think their parents can do anything, apparently.
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147points
#33
One of my kids got sick and said "my butt made the wrong kind of poo"
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140points
#34
I specifically remember the moment I realized I had to breathe for the rest of my life. I was suuuuuuper bummed. That's how inherently lazy I am. I was somewhere around 3 or 4.
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135points
#36
The 3-year-old found a mitten on the ground and put it on. He asked where the other one was and I said I didn't know. He looked down and said, like it was a unique problem, "But I have TWO hands!"
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131points
#38
My 4 year old brother told me "My water is too soupy" I still haven't quite figured it out.
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120points
#39
My dad always reminded me of when I was very little, I use to complain that I didn't like the 'Pizza Bone' (crust). I would also refuse to eat 'corn with the bone' (corn on the cob).
I like both of them now! I wish I knew what I was thinking back then.
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117points
#40
My 2 year old puts her hand in front of the dog's mouth and cries when he licks her.
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114points
