47 Funny, Wholesome And Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With Good Intentions In Mind

My sister and her husband tried to train their corgi to bark at their cat whenever the cat broke one of the house rules. Unfortunately, the corgi never had a firm grasp on the cat rules and at this point he’s just making up his own cat rules to try to enforce.

Sister just had her first baby a couple weeks ago. Corgi feels like this is an important development and he should have a role. Corgi decides that his role is to protect the baby from the cat, which involves a lot of barking at the cat while the baby is sleeping.

1998, tense elections in the Caribbean, Dominican Republic. Guys campaigning off a truck dropping free produce to locals. Some lady down the road from my aunt's house got hit with 40lbs of a plantain batch to her face! See got up, smiled at the free food, and limped away happily.

There was a playground by my childhood home that was broken and fenced off for several months. I set it on fire and after it burned down they replaced it within a few weeks.

When I worked retail IT, there was a rule about dropping customer gear. Of course it was heavily frowned upon, and to prevent being sued over future hardware issues we were to replace with the closest option we had free of charge. Anyone could reasonably say “well, brandnamenerd dropped my computer so that’s why it has this new problem” - way cheaper than court and arguing.

Of course this was for the company and not the employee, and having butterfingers can mean losing your job.

There were very few incidents where I needed to pull that card. Each time was on purpose, and for extreme situations I knew management wouldn’t cover.

Oh no - moms sick, phone is busted, no warranty or upgrade? Whoops! Butterfinger’s here just slipped it off the counter and now I have to replace it alllll for free. My bad! Kid learned the hard way that counterfeit devices are way cheaper than the real ones? Tough lesson for a 7 year old, let’s lessen the blow with an MP3 player they don’t want but works as intended.

I was on the subway with a friend and all the seats were taken. She was sitting I was standing up. There was a pregnant lady and two old ladies coming in from the next step. No one was willing to give up their seat and she couldn't decide who to offer the seat to. Without saying anything she just gets up and walks away and let them duke it out for the seat. Maybe it's more chaotic neutral? Lawful neutral?

My sister's Valedictorian began roasting people (including himself) at graduation, and called out a guy for cheating on his girlfriend with multiple other girls.

Tipping the waitress like 40%, but at least 10% of that in loose change.