An ancient wisdom I once read in a book said: “When flattering someone, don’t be too sweet, lest they swallow you up, but don’t be too bitter, lest they spit you out!” And you know what? This is probably one of the most accurate and laconic pickup guides I’ve ever heard – even if that book wasn’t about love at all.
As it turns out, many netizens also have their own memories of completely irresistible pickup phrases, literally causing them or someone else to go weak at the knees. In a nutshell, our list today is dedicated to the most brilliant pickup lines ever heard by folks.
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#21
Approach a woman at bar or gathering: “Hi. My friend over there says you think I’m cute.”.
10points
#22
I went over to a girl's house to smoke with her, after getting her number the day before. Of course, I had my hopes, but wasn't sure how to lead it that way. We were smoking in her living room, watching tv, and her light was just too freaking bright, so i said "hey, can we turn this light off?" To which she said "i have a better idea. Let's go to the bedroom and turn the light off" so smooth, don't think it would have worked for me though lol.
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10points
#23
Are you my appendix? Because I know nothing about you, but I have a strong feeling that I should take you out.
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8points
#24
I told her I would make pancakes for breakfast. Easy as that, lol.
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7points
#25
Was used on me:
“Can I have some gum?”
When I passed her the pack, she pulled me in and kissed me, and stole the piece I was chewing.
“I wanted yours.”.
“Can I have some gum?”
When I passed her the pack, she pulled me in and kissed me, and stole the piece I was chewing.
“I wanted yours.”.
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7points
#27
Not sure if this counts as a pick up line per say but a girl I had known for some time was just having some friendly banter with me, she said “you only f**k dumb girls” and I replied with “guess I have to f**k you too then”. Alcohol works wonders because we did f**k.
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2points
