#1

One day about a week after my birthday, I walked right up and sat down and asked her, what did you buy me for my birthday? She said “oh is it your birthday?” I said it was a few days ago. I told her since she didn’t get me anything for my birthday, the least she could do was go to dinner with me. Been married 29 years this month. Best belated birthday present ever.
#2

3 boy mice and a girl mouse were all stuck in a room with no doors and no windows. One of the boy mice asked the girl mouse how to get out and she said “Sleep with me tonight, and I’ll tell you in the morning”.
Next day he is gone. The 2nd boy mouse asks the girl mouse how he got out and she says, “Sleep with me tonight, and I’ll tell you in the morning”.
Next day, he’s gone too.
So now the girl telling me this joke says to me. “Do you want to know how the last mouse gets out of the box?” And I say “yes”. And she says,
“Sleep with ME tonight, and I’ll tell you in the morning”. All this while staring me in the eyes and smiling.
I said, “Check please bartender!!”
I forgot to ask her in the morning, but that was the best pickup line I’ve ever heard.
#3

Her: No.
You: Do you want one?
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#4

I would walk up to a girl and ask her, "What's your favourite colour?"
That's not asking too much personal detail, so they would always answer.
Once they answer, I would just say, "Thank you." with a smile and walk away to where I came from.
That is just too much for women to handle.
If they were even slightly interested in me, they would always come over and ask why I asked that.
That's when I would say that it's just a psychological pick up line and that I found her incredibly attractive and wanted to find out if her personality matched her appearance.
I am now married to the last girl I asked 20 years ago. She likes Green.
#5

Sometimes, being corny works.
#6

People have long liked to hear praise addressed to them - about their own appearance, personal qualities and achievements. So it’s not surprising that since ancient times, we’ve known about the great masters of pickup. For example, the hero Paris in the poem "Iliad" was helped to seduce Helen of Troy not only by the gods and his own handsome appearance, but also by his unsurpassed eloquence.
More than three thousand years have passed since then, but we are still susceptible to flattery and compliments. But the most important thing is that these compliments are at least partly true. That the people we say this to actually believe it.
#7

Her: "Cool, what movie?"
Me: "Depends, what do you feel like seeing?"
Said to the new girl in high school, who was so far out of my league it's ridiculous. But being new, she didn't seem to realise, because it worked and she said the name of a movie.
I nearly f****d up the follow through I was so surprised. I think it's actually the only time I've ever used a pick-up line of any kind. Success rate of 100%.
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It’s interesting that for more than twenty years, scientists have been specifically studying pickup lines in order to understand the mechanisms inside our heads that allow them to work. For example, a 2006 study included several dozen of the most popular lines from various movies and TV series – both in relation to women and men.
The results were quite interesting. "Pick-up lines serve as an advertisement, filter, and screening device,” Jeremy Nicholson, M.S.W., Ph.D., writes in his dedicated article on Psychology Today. “The type of line a man chooses says something about his personality and attributes. Similarly, whether a woman finds a particular type of line appealing says something about her personality and attributes as well.”
On the other hand, before you mindlessly shower compliments left and right, it’s worth trying to first understand what kind of person they are – because otherwise even the most brilliant and efficient line could work in the opposite direction.
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#12

"Are you celebrating anything today?".
Multicultural, multi pronoun. Non binary. Works with groups of men or women. Just a great human to human language if you are at a bar, pub, club, bus stop and want a chat. Abit of banter.
Great icenbreaker.
After all, it’s not so important what we say as who we really are. So any pickup line from a person who is really interesting, both inside and out, will be much more effective.
“The pick up line allows your real self to hide behind a flimsy, one-sentence strategy: whereas the other person is far more likely to want to connect with you and pursue something if they know who you really are,” this article at The Gentleman’s Journal claims. “Rather than performing for an invisible camera, let all that go and show the object of your affection is your real self.”
#13

Me: [Talking my usual s**t]
Her: [Looks up at me from all of 4' 10"] "If you don't stop being such a smartass, I'm going to kick your a*s!"
Me: [Looks down from a relatively lofty 5' 7"] "I don't think you can get your foot up that high!"
Her: "Oh, yeah?!" [Proceeds to kick me in the head].
#14

Wingman: "Hey, were you at Bar A last weekend?
Ladies: "Nope!"
Wingman: " D**n, my buddy was right. I said those are the girls from Bar A and he said you guys were too hot to be them"
Works everytime, 1/15, times.
#15

Couple times she'd say "oh, Dave?" And I'd laugh and say sure, Dave , he's alright
Couple other times though, she gave me a somewhat quizzical look, said "I don't have a boyfriend" and so I continued, oh that must have been someone else, anyway how you doing, what are you up to this weekend, I love your hair etc
Frequently the non boyfriend responders after about 3 minutes figured out the game and smiled coyly.
Well, first of all, it’s worth perceiving this list simply as a source of interesting and sometimes funny information, rather than as a direct guide to action. So now please feel free to just read these stories, and in case you have something to say on the topic too, just share your own experience in the comments below.
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#17

It actually was a great view, which is maybe why i was so cocky about saying it. It worked out a number of times 🫡.
#18

Stole the content and cadence from Chandler in Friends.
Then I did a bit where I guess her number. It needs the right environment/set up, but it worked both times - too bad they didn't text me back though.
#19

EA standing next to says "Hm. While you're down there..."
My face is at c****h level.
I turn my head, look directly at her c****h, slowly pan up the length of her body to her now flushed face, and said "...yes?"
Office flirtation went on for 18 months.
Relationship lasted 14 years.
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