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53 Pet Names That Had Everyone Saying, "Why Didn't I Think Of That?"
FunnyJUL 13, 2026

53 Pet Names That Had Everyone Saying, "Why Didn't I Think Of That?"

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The vast majority of pet owners consider their furry friends to be members of the family. So along with the thrill of bringing home a new pet comes an immense amount of pressure to choose the perfect name. You can go for a human name, or you can pick a food name. Perhaps you’ll pick one based on how the pet looks, or maybe you’ll decide based on your pet’s personality. The possibilities are endless!
But sometimes, owners manage to come up with the most brilliant names possible. And if you’re struggling to think of an appropriate name for your puppy, you’ve come to the right place. Netizens have been recalling the funniest and most adorable pet names they’ve ever heard, so you’ll find the best ones below. Enjoy scrolling through this list that might make you want to adopt another kitten tomorrow, and be sure to upvote the names that you wish you’d thought of yourself!

#41

A majestic German Shepherd dog sitting on a grassy hill with a beautiful building in the background, a pet with a bizarre name.
There’s a dog at our park called The Ambassador.
20points

#42

Weiner dog named Frank. Little dude was awesome.
20points

#43

Phideaux, a dog.
20points

#44

Ceefur. C for cat.
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20points

#45

I always liked “kit” for a cat. So it’s “kit the cat”.
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17points

#46

My neighbor growing up had a dog named Batman. I thought it was hilarious as a kid.
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16points

#47

Prozac, for a pandemic corgi puppy.
16points

#48

Password.

That was the Cats name of this NSA agent friend I had.

And I want to tell the truth right now if the NSA says they unlocked your device with a password based on finding out your cats name... that's a joke. And every Journalist reporting that factoid knows it.
15points

#49

Princess Donut.
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15points

#50

A woman with curly hair holding a cocker spaniel dog, suggesting a brilliant pet name.
Jabarkus.
14points

#51

Clarence, a yellow lab, benevolent but goofy.
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14points

#52

Charmin. She was fluffy, white and soft like the toilet paper.
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14points

#53

My hamsters name is Florida. Florida Gayle.
14points
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