The vast majority of pet owners consider their furry friends to be members of the family. So along with the thrill of bringing home a new pet comes an immense amount of pressure to choose the perfect name. You can go for a human name, or you can pick a food name. Perhaps you’ll pick one based on how the pet looks, or maybe you’ll decide based on your pet’s personality. The possibilities are endless!
But sometimes, owners manage to come up with the most brilliant names possible. And if you’re struggling to think of an appropriate name for your puppy, you’ve come to the right place. Netizens have been recalling the funniest and most adorable pet names they’ve ever heard, so you’ll find the best ones below. Enjoy scrolling through this list that might make you want to adopt another kitten tomorrow, and be sure to upvote the names that you wish you’d thought of yourself!
#1
I had a black snake that lived in my attic when I was renting( the house wasn’t great, and he was great pest control so I just left him up there to come and go as he pleased) that I named David Hisselhoff. Everybody used to freak out when I’d tell him that he was up there, but I didn’t mind and I would always tell them not to hassle the Hoff.
56points
#2
A little cat named Yardstick (bc he only had 3 feet).
53points
#3
My grandma had twin orange cats, Pete and Repeat.
50points
#4
Not the best pet name but a solid one: as a philosophy undergrad, I had a turtle named Aristurtle.
50points
#5
I read in a local paper a Community Spotlight article about a local business man and his family. There was a photo of the man and his family, along with the two family dogs.
The man’s last name was Hussey. His golden retrievers were named Shameless and Brazen.
It’s been decades and I still believe they were the best names ever!
The man’s last name was Hussey. His golden retrievers were named Shameless and Brazen.
It’s been decades and I still believe they were the best names ever!
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47points
#6
My best friend had a corgi named "Lieutenant Dan" because "he ain't got no legs".
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43points
#7
Nudacris is a hairless cat on TikTok. 10/10 name, no notes.
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41points
#8
A friend had a cat called Astrophe.
Cat Astrophe.
Cat Astrophe.
41points
#12
I always liked the story about a guy that had a dog named Paul. His friend group acquired a dude named Paul, who they always referred to as “Human Paul.”.
36points
#13
I have a snake and a tortoise, Adolf Hissler and Winston church-shell. They’ve been at war for like 5 years now.
35points
#16
Shoebox (shoo-B), a tiny cat found in a shoe box. She had a couple of kittens, named Nike and Reebok.
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33points
#20
A ferret named Ferret Bueller.
31points