If you need some fun icebreakers to start a conversation or just funny jokes to annoy the family, nothing even comes close to knock-knock jokes. It’s a perfect way to lighten up the mood while still maintaining the easygoing atmosphere in the house. If you’re looking for the funniest knock-knock jokes on the Internet, you’ve come to the right place.
We’ve cherry-picked the extensive list of funny knock-knock jokes to liven up a family gathering and get both kids and adults smiling. From references to Star Wars for the fellow nerd in the family to cheesy pick-up lines to make your loved one blush, it’s all here.
So, take out a notebook, get the pencil ready, and write down the best knock-knock jokes out there. Let us know if you have any one-liner jokes of your own in the comments down below. Happy knocking!
#1
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock! Knock!
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#2
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
H.
H who?
Bless you!
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#3
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Control Freak.
Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?"
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#4
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2, of course.
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#5
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
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#6
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!
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#7
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
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#8
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
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#9
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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#10
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?
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#11
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that's who!
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#12
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
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#13
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
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#14
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
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#15
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
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#16
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Somebody who can't reach the doorbell!
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#17
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo.
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#18
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
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#19
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and pay attention!
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#20
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
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