Since we were little, we all knew that insulting someone or calling names was a big no-no. However, life is full of big no-nos, and to counteract some of them, you have to use them for your own good. And an insult is probably one of the most used of the forbidden in the life of an adult.
However, we are not talking here about calling someone a beaner, bronco buster, or something by far nastier - the insults in our list will make the receiver shiver from your intelligence, quiver at their own incompetence, and feel the undeniable superiority of your wit. Yes, here they are, the best insults ever recorded on the internet, delivered fresh & hot right to your screen.
Knowing fully well that by spreading nasty, you only get nasty back, we’ve figured out that calling someone to get back to Earth requires certain finesse and flair; thus, calling someone a phallus head does not make it into our list.
Instead, these comebacks are as subtle as Claude Debussy’s Clair de Lune, as camouflaged as the workings of Sherlock Holmes, and as bright as Albert Einstein himself. Oh, also, as beautifully versed as the sonnets of Mr. William! So, we bet that out of these original insults, you’ll definitely find one to put in your pocket and air out when needed.
Well, are you ready to check out our list of the best insults ever? If so, clear up a few RAMs' worth of space in your coconut for memorization and skip to the comebacks just a bit further down. Once you are there, vote for the funniest insults and share this article with anyone in need.
#101
Your face makes onions cry.
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#102
I look ugly? Good. I was trying to look like you today.
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#103
I find the fact that you’ve lived this long both surprising and disappointing.
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#104
You are the reason why shampoo has instructions.
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#105
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop.
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#106
I know a mind reader who would charge you half price.
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#107
Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.
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#108
You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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#109
If I typed ‘stupid’ in Google, your name would pop up.
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#110
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
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#111
I’m busy right now, can I ignore you another time?
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#112
I’d rather treat my baby’s diaper rash than have lunch with you.
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#113
I do not consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
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#114
Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?
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#115
Your only purpose in life is to become an organ donor.
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#116
You are so full of crap, the toilet’s jealous.
Jinkx Monsoon
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#117
You’re a conversation starter. Not when you are around, but once you leave.
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#118
Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.
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#119
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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#120
Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you.
Seinfeld
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