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148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
Funny,JokesJUN 13, 2022

148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down

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Since we were little, we all knew that insulting someone or calling names was a big no-no. However, life is full of big no-nos, and to counteract some of them, you have to use them for your own good. And an insult is probably one of the most used of the forbidden in the life of an adult.
However, we are not talking here about calling someone a beaner, bronco buster, or something by far nastier - the insults in our list will make the receiver shiver from your intelligence, quiver at their own incompetence, and feel the undeniable superiority of your wit. Yes, here they are, the best insults ever recorded on the internet, delivered fresh & hot right to your screen. 
Knowing fully well that by spreading nasty, you only get nasty back, we’ve figured out that calling someone to get back to Earth requires certain finesse and flair; thus, calling someone a phallus head does not make it into our list.
Instead, these comebacks are as subtle as Claude Debussy’s Clair de Lune, as camouflaged as the workings of Sherlock Holmes, and as bright as Albert Einstein himself. Oh, also, as beautifully versed as the sonnets of Mr. William! So, we bet that out of these original insults, you’ll definitely find one to put in your pocket and air out when needed.
Well, are you ready to check out our list of the best insults ever? If so, clear up a few RAMs' worth of space in your coconut for memorization and skip to the comebacks just a bit further down. Once you are there, vote for the funniest insults and share this article with anyone in need. 

#1 The Best Insults That Are Brutal But Brilliant

The Best Insults That Are Brutal But Brilliant
I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
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148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
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148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
May both sides of your pillow be uncomfortably warm.
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148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
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#5

148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.
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148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
I’m glad to see you’re not letting education get in the way of your ignorance.
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148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
Don’t you get tired of putting makeup on your two faces every morning?
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#8

148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.
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#9

148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
I am returning your nose. I found it in my business.
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#10

148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is happiness.
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148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.
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#12

148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
I’m jealous of all the people who haven’t met you.
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#13

148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
You are the human version of period cramps.
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#14

148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
You've only got 2 brain cells and they are both fighting for 3rd place.
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#15

148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
Isn’t it dangerous to use your whole vocabulary in one sentence?
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#16

148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
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#17

148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
I told my therapist about you.
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#18

148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
You are proof God has a sense of humor.
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#19

148 of the Best Insults: Master the Art of the Put-Down
I bet your mom doesn’t put your coloring pages on the fridge.
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#20 The Best Insults That Are So Good, They Should Be Illegal

The Best Insults That Are So Good, They Should Be Illegal
You’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
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