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34 Outfits So Terrible They Deserve Jail Time With No Parole (Best Of All Time)
Funny,FailsAPR 16, 2025

34 Outfits So Terrible They Deserve Jail Time With No Parole (Best Of All Time)

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Humans have been making and designing clothes for thousands of years, and to this day, we still find ways to transform them and come up with something new time and time again. However, some attempts at doing so aren’t always successful and (nowadays) end up online for everyone to see and critique. 
Today, we present you with a best-of-all-time compilation of badly designed clothing pieces we’ve previously featured on Bored Panda. They are the perfect proof that you can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a garment.
While you're scrolling through, don't forget to check out a conversation with freelance fashion designer Harriet Goodings, who kindly agreed to tell us more about dress design in particular.

#1

Hybrid denim and knit pants displayed on a model, featuring a unique design and priced at $648.
41points

#2

Model wearing a Jean Paul Gaultier dress, featuring an avant-garde design, blending skin tones and abstract patterns.
37points

#3

Person in a brightly colored, Barbie-themed outfit with pink and rainbow accents, posing against a curtain backdrop.
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33points

It's hard to tell whether these clothes and dresses, in particular, are trying to make a bold fashion statement or are truly the epitome of poor design. To be able to differentiate between the two, we reached out to freelance fashion designer Harriet Goodings (@harrietgoodingsdesign), who's been in the fashion industry for more than 12 years.

"Poor design can be a dress that doesn’t fit correctly, maybe the collar stands away from the body or the armhole is in the wrong place," she explains.

#4

A person wearing uniquely cut jeans, heels, and holding a white handbag, showcasing a bold fashion design choice.
33points

#5

Model posing with unique green clutch resembling celery, wearing a stylish black outfit labeled as a fashion crime.
32points

#6

Fashion crime: Model wears a brown coat with oversized green ruched gloves trending in Amazon Fashion ad.
32points

Whereas a bold fashion statement is something that turns heads and gets people talking, she tells us. "It’s more of an emotive response," Harriet notes.

"It’s also dependent on the wearer. If the person feels good, who is anyone else to say the design is poor?"

#7

Fashion crime outfit: person in an oversized gray dress with unique sunglasses and accessories, walking outdoors.
31points

#8

Camo button-down cropped jacket, fashion crime for women, priced at $35.99.
30points

#9

Dress adorned with Lego blocks, found in an antique store in Hudson, WI. Considered a fashion crime. Available for $85.
29points

When it comes to the construction of dresses, Harriet says that depending on the complexity of the design, they're usually neither more difficult nor easier than any other type of garment to make.

"A ready-to-wear dress will involve many rounds of fittings and smaller quantities of production. Whereas a fast fashion chain will have strict deadlines and may not meet the high standards of fitting, attention to detail, and sustainability like their RTW peers," she explains.

#10

A woman in an oversized beige coat and shorts with black tights, holding a handbag, showcasing a bold fashion crime.
27points

#11

Plaid shirt mismatched with a formal white gown, exemplifying a fashion crime.
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27points

#12

Person wearing a controversial denim off-shoulder top, labeled a fashion crime, with a sale price tag.
26points

The process of making a dress usually involves coming up with a design (which can sometimes take a lot of research), making a pattern and cutting it to size, making the toile, fitting, choosing the right fabric, and making the final garment with some last touches of draping and styling.

The toile in clothing design refers to an early version of a finished garment, or simply put, it's a draft of the final design. It's usually made of cheaper fabric (cloth or canvas) to test the design and perfect it before making it out of the final fabric. Toile allows designers to visualize their design and make any necessary tweaks to it.

#13

Person in a blue asymmetrical denim jacket and black pants from a fashion ad.
26points

#14

Fashion crime outfit featuring a uniquely designed denim skirt with horizontal cutouts and buttons.
26points

#15

Person in a colorful Teletubbies-themed dress, showcasing a fashion crime with vivid landscape and character prints.
25points

On top of this, clothing brands have tech packs for their designs, which are essentially blueprints for final garments. It includes sketches of the design, information on materials to be used, measurement specifications, size gradings, colorways, etc. Tech packs are used as a tool to communicate with manufacturers so the accuracy of design and quality are ensured.

#16

Fashion crime outfit with mismatched denim pants, one side full-length, one side shorts, paired with white heels.
24points

#17

Model in a sheer midi dress with faux fur panels, showcasing a unique fashion design.
24points

#18

Woman wearing a sheer, pink-accented dress with a bright pink bag, showcasing a uniquely bold outfit design.
23points

However, tech packs don't protect from poor design choices of the designer. One of the most common design mistakes that Harriet sees in dresses is having too many details.

"The design is supposed to elevate the look of the wearer by complimenting their proportions and making them feel good wearing it. If the silhouette isn’t considered, it can be quite jarring on the eye," she explains.

#19

Person wearing a black cutout dress in a modern bathroom, showcasing a fashion crime with a unique design.
23points

#20

Dress made of colorful buttons displayed indoors as a quirky fashion piece.
22points
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