How a person behaves during a surge of feelings varies from person to person and, often, from situation to situation. Sometimes, caught up in emotions, we might say or do something we will later regret.
Or, on the contrary, blame ourselves for not responding at all. While some say that the best comeback to an insult or a fight is no comeback at all, it’s not always possible nor desirable. And sometimes, some nasty yet savage comebacks may come out of one's mouth and burn as hot as ice.
In no way do we promote rudeness; we strongly encourage not engaging in mean behavior instead. However, some humans are natural-born savages with the best comebacks just piping hot and ready to be served at the first opportunity.
Hence, there is an abundance of savage insults and comebacks on the internet. Yet, while we do not encourage you to seek inspiration from there, some of the best comebacks to a rude person are genuinely stone-cold-blooded and, well, impressive. Let's give them that.
Below, we've compiled a list of the best comebacks that would certainly leave any bully or hater speechless.
Also, this is some good banter material if your friends get the joke and won't be offended, as long as this witty banter doesn't turn into bullying!
Nevertheless, these savage comebacks are a frolic to read, so scroll below and upvote the wildest, most brutal, best comebacks ever!
#1
I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
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#2
I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
Unknown
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#3
I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.
Unknown
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#4
Somewhere out there, there's a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe.
I think you should go and apologize to it.
Unknown
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#5
It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
Unknown
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#6
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
Unknown
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#7
I am returning your nose.
I found it in my business.
Unknown
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#8
Don’t be ashamed of who you are.
That’s your parent’s job.
Unknown
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#9
Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege.
Unknown
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#10
You are like a cloud.
When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.
Unknown
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#11
Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons.
They forgot to mention morons.
Unknown
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#12
Remember when I asked for your opinion?
Me neither.
Unknown
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#13
You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking.
Unknown
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#14
I’ll never forget the first time we met.
But I’ll keep trying.
Unknown
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#15
Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Unknown
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#16
You’re not simply a drama queen.
You’re the whole royal family.
Unknown
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#17
Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.
Unknown
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#18
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?
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#19
I love the sound you make when you shut up.
Unknown
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#20
Have a nice day, somewhere else.
Unknown
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