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“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
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“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers

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Good advice has a way of sticking with us. Sometimes it’s a quick line we heard as kids, other times it’s a lesson passed down through experience. Whether it comes from parents, mentors, friends, or even strangers, the right words at the right time can shape how we see the world—and often stay with us for life.
So, I asked the Bored Panda community to share the best piece of advice they’ve ever received and who it came from. Some are practical, some are heartfelt, and others are so simple they feel almost genius. My grandfather told me, when I was a late teenager, never to buy the cheapest or the most expensive item. Always go for the middle option—you’ll find better quality and spend much less using this method. You get what you pay for.

#1

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
Never argue with an idiot—they will only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
72points

#2

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
I don’t know about the best advice in general, but the best work-related advice I ever received came from my supervisor. It was over 40 years ago, so I don’t remember it word for word, but this is pretty close: ‘Don’t ever present your boss with a problem without also putting forth at least one possible solution.’
59points

#3

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
“If you want to know what people are really like, listen to how they act, not what they say.” —My grandad
53points

#4

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
“Don’t weep for the stupid—you’ll be crying all day.” —Alexander Anderson, Hellsing Abridged
52points

#5

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
Statistically, it can’t all be your fault.
45points

#6

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
“Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.” —Abraham Lincoln
43points

#7

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
“The keys to happiness are low expectations and a short-term memory.”
—My dear friend Garret (still miss you, G.)
Said in jest, yet totally accurate.
40points

#8

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
Some years ago, I spoke with a homeless gentleman who came to the food bank where I was volunteering. He said two things that have stuck with me to this day.

The first was: “The average person is just one or two paychecks away from being homeless.”

The second was: “It is the curse of man that, given enough time, the oppressed will, in turn, become the oppressors.”
39points

#9

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
Only floss the teeth you want to keep.
39points

#10

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
Never write an email, message, or anything—whether professional or personal—while in a furious or angry mindset and send it immediately.

Sleep on it. The next morning, you’ll almost certainly rewrite the text, responding with more clarity and removing the parts that aren’t truly relevant to the message you want to convey.
38points

#11

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
Some of the best advice I’ve ever received came from right here on Bored Panda:
“A year from now, you’ll wish you had started a year ago.”
36points

#12

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
You can’t control how people act; you can only control how you react to them.
33points

#13

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
“You are responsible for your happiness.”
My high school principal said this at the graduation ceremony. It has stuck with me ever since, especially during harder times. The world may not be a kind place, but I just need to keep a smile despite it.
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27points

#14

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
My mother: “Would you like it if someone did that to you? No? Well, don’t do it to them.”
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26points

#15

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
My mom’s best advice: “Don’t be stupid.” Usually delivered immediately after I’d done something stupid.
23points

#16

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
My grandmother, born in the 1920s, once said in response to some moralistic voices raised against women:
“Better to have many boyfriends than a serious illness. The boyfriends you can get rid of if you want to… but an illness is much harder to shake off.”
23points

#17

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
“As much fun as it may seem at the time, don’t ever headbang.”
—Advice I’d give my younger self, from me now, many years later, with serious neck pain and cluster headache issues.
22points

#18

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
“You can’t be true to someone else if you’re not true to yourself.” —Me, to myself, when my first marriage collapsed after eight years of trying to please her and be what I thought she wanted.
17points

#19

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
“Unless they pay your bills, their opinion doesn’t count.” —Me
15points

#20

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers
Walking with my husband, complaining about the neighbors—wishing this would happen or that… he says, “Why not wish for them to be better people?”
12points
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