Bees, our diligent tiny pollinators, are to be thanked for the food on our tables, the plants that make up our natural environments, and the healing they provide us with their products. You might’ve heard that bee populations are suffering a great decline in many places on our planet due to various pesticides used on crops that endanger these vitally important bugs a great deal. Several organizations worldwide advocate the importance of bees, advising us on what to do to help them. Precisely because of this cause, some cities are going greener, providing tiny oases for these tiny fuzzies. More and more farmers are going back to ecological crops or even biodynamic farming. Everybody can do their part in helping restore the bee population!
Besides hands-on action to help honeybees, talking about them and keeping the topic alive is as important. So, although we have done several serious posts, talks don’t always have to be somber to keep the bees on our minds. That’s why we’ve rounded up some of the best puns that the Internet has to offer on our tiny little friends! So now, you can think about ways to aid these adorable insects while heartily laughing at some funny puns. From classic puns such as ‘bee yourself’ to more sophisticated ones about the flight of the bumblebees - only the creme de la creme of bee puns are on our list!
So, scroll down below, check out these clever puns, and go tend to your flower garden, which, I’m sure, is beloved by the neighborhood bees. Don’t forget to vote for the most original puns, add in some of your own to the comments, and share this bee-utiful article with your friends!
#161
What’s stripey and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on a plane.
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#162
What happens to a bee that belches near the queen bee? It gets a royal pardon.
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#163
What did one bee say to the other when they both landed on the same flower? Buzzzzzz off!
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#164
What did the teacher bee say to their students? Bee on your best bee-haviour!
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#165
What does the queen bee say to the worker bees? You should bee more productive.
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#166
What do unionized bees ask for? More honey and shorter working flowers.
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#167
No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself, but he just kept droning on.
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#168
We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes.
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#169
What did the teacher say to the bad bee? “Bee-hive yourself.”
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#170
The talkative bee earned a reputation as being blab-bee.
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#171
That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!
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#172
What is bees’ favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!
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#173
What do you call a bee that was born in May? A may-bee.
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#174
As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house swarming party.
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#175
Bee the change you want to see.
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#176
What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course? “It’s on the sylla-buzz!”
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#177
Here’s my number. Give me a buzz and I’ll bee yours.
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#178
What did the businesswoman say? “We’re in bees-ness now!”
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#179
What do you get if you cross a bee and a skunk? An animal that stings and stinks.
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#180
A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.
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