Bees, our diligent tiny pollinators, are to be thanked for the food on our tables, the plants that make up our natural environments, and the healing they provide us with their products. You might’ve heard that bee populations are suffering a great decline in many places on our planet due to various pesticides used on crops that endanger these vitally important bugs a great deal. Several organizations worldwide advocate the importance of bees, advising us on what to do to help them. Precisely because of this cause, some cities are going greener, providing tiny oases for these tiny fuzzies. More and more farmers are going back to ecological crops or even biodynamic farming. Everybody can do their part in helping restore the bee population!
Besides hands-on action to help honeybees, talking about them and keeping the topic alive is as important. So, although we have done several serious posts, talks don’t always have to be somber to keep the bees on our minds. That’s why we’ve rounded up some of the best puns that the Internet has to offer on our tiny little friends! So now, you can think about ways to aid these adorable insects while heartily laughing at some funny puns. From classic puns such as ‘bee yourself’ to more sophisticated ones about the flight of the bumblebees - only the creme de la creme of bee puns are on our list!
So, scroll down below, check out these clever puns, and go tend to your flower garden, which, I’m sure, is beloved by the neighborhood bees. Don’t forget to vote for the most original puns, add in some of your own to the comments, and share this bee-utiful article with your friends!
#1
When a bee is in your hand, what’s in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
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#2
What’s a bee’s favorite kind of candy? Bumble gum.
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#3
Always bee yourself.
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#4
Bee puns really sting.
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#5
Who’s Mama Bee’s favorite singer? Sting.
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#6
What is a swarm of really small queen bees called? The royal wee.
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#7
That bee is talking way too quietly. She must be a mumble-bee!
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#8
Remember, if you offend an audience of beekeepers you may hear some veiled threats.
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#9
Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and less vinegar.
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#10
What goes zzub-zubb when it travels? A bee flying backwards.
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#11
When bees get married, they really look forward to the honeymoon.
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#12
What do you call a bee that never quite got into the hive? A wanna-bee!
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#13
I felt a bit of apiculture shock a couple of weeks after moving.
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#14
A bee that’s been put under a spell has been bee-witched!
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#15
A bee’s favorite sport is rug-bee.
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#16
Bees style their hair with a honeycomb.
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#17
Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!
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#18
When you cross a doorbell and a bee you wind up with a hum-dinger.
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#19
Only bees who are on their best bee-havior, get to go to the hive and make honey.
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#20
Bee puns are good for your health. Why? Because they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!
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