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119 Batman Jokes No Joker Would Want To Miss
Funny,JokesSEP 30, 2022

119 Batman Jokes No Joker Would Want To Miss

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Let’s imagine for a moment that we don't know what Batman looks like. Would you imagine him as a human-sized bat with a human body and leathery wings or a bat-sized human with a furry midsection who’s basically blind and screeches if you touch him? Or maybe some other version of a bat and a human merger?
Anyway, we think it would’ve been way more awesome if he had at least one quality of a bat instead of being just the coolest crime-fighting vigilante to be born in a comic book ever. Now, we only have a myriad of Batman jokes to explore the possibilities and poke some innocent fun at everyone’s beloved hero.
Okay, so if you got lost in the last paragraph (we did try to divert your attention to Batman’s looks instead of cool jokes), this article is dedicated to jokes about Batman, Batman puns, and nothing else. And boy, are they good!
The dude’s been with us since 1939 (almost a centenarian now!). Over the years, he has accumulated a significant amount of lore—from funny jokes to fan fiction to hundreds of comics and a notable number of movies. But that’s all well and fine with us—the more, the merrier, and the more ideas for funny Batman memes. Oh, and let’s not forget to mention the section on Joker jokes—there’s no Batman without him, really, is there?

Hilarious Batman Puns to Pass the Dark (K)Nights

Ready to check out our vast selection of Batman puns and jokes? If so, then scroll down below because that’s where all the entertainment starts. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who’s into Batman, too.

#1 Not the Batman I expected

Not the Batman I expected
What did they call Batman when he was little?
Lil Wayne.
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#2 Unexpected punchlines in famous throws

What do Putin, Batman, and Will Smith have in common?
They all attacked a comedian.
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#3 Plot twist: Batman’s backup plan

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be Robin.
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#4 When Your Cape Can’t Fix Feelings

When Your Cape Can’t Fix Feelings
What’s the toughest part about being Batman?
Knowing that you’ll never make your parents proud.
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#5 Plot twist parenting level: Expert

"Our kid is always saying, I want to be Batman! or I wanna be Spider-Man!
So we dropped him off at the orphanage."
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#6 Even Batman’s ID Is Flawed

Batman walks into a bar… and is kicked out because his mask doesn’t cover his mouth!
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#7 Coldest guest in the room

What did Batman bring to the party?
Just ice.
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#8 Adulting hits different when you weren’t adopted

Adulting hits different when you weren’t adopted
Why is Batman jealous of Superman?
Superman got adopted.
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#9 Okay, this one’s lowkey clever

What’s the difference between Batman and a shoplifter?
Batman can go into a store without Robin.
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#10 Gotham’s Favorite Pun Game

What kind of jokes does Batman like the most?
Dark humor.
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#11 Plot twist, but make it Batty

Plot twist, but make it Batty
“Wife: ‘Who's the new Batman?’
Me: ‘Robert Pattinson.’
Wife: ‘So vampires do turn into bats.’”
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#12 Plot twist hero

What do you call a blind batman?
Christian Braille.
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#13 That’s a dark origin story, even for Gotham

Batman is so scary, even bullets are afraid to hit him. That's why they aimed for his parents.
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#14 Utility Belt: Mood Swings Only

When Batman doesn't use his utility belt. It's just a waist of equipment.
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#15 Dark and brooding, just like him

How does Batman like his coffee?
Black. Like the night.
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#16 Finally, an origin story that works

How does Batboy become Batman?
He has a Bat-Mitzvah.
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#17 Awkward Family Therapy Moments

Joker to Batman: "Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?"
Batman: "Yeah sure."
Joker: "Ok, parental love."
Batman: "I don't get it.."
Joker: "Exactly."
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#18 Plot twist: We’re all Batman now

COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman. Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.
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#19 Where’s My Conditioner, Gordon?

Where’s My Conditioner, Gordon?
Since they have Batman shampoo. Why do we not have Conditioner Gordon?
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#20 Time’s Up for Batman Forever

Time’s Up for Batman Forever
I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever. They said, ‘No, just until the end of June.’
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