In my personal experience, people make bank jokes only in two cases: they have either never taken out a loan or their relationship with the bank is so bad, there is nothing left but to laugh.
Money jokes aside (money pun intended!), dealing with your finances can be pretty overwhelming, and that’s why being financially literate comes in really handy. You don’t need to become an economist or a banker, but having an elementary understanding of how to manage your resources will help you not only better distribute your income but also find ways to increase it.
An interesting thing with jokes on finance is that whether you find them funny or not, many of them can actually teach you some financial wisdom. However, if you want to share a money joke with your friends or colleagues, make sure you know that they will take it well. Money and finances can be a sensitive topic, and in some societies it is even considered taboo, so you don’t want to offend people you care about.
But if you enjoy jokes about money, financial specialists, and the economy in general, we have a collection of jokes about banking you could read while waiting for your turn in the bank. If you are feeling especially adventurous, you can even share them with your bank operator and have a good laugh together.
#21
Blackbeard goes into a bank looking to secure a loan for a new ship.
The banker nods and says, "Yes everything is in order. You'll be gettin' the standard 3.14% interest rate."
Blackbeard raises an eyebrow at that.
"The standard rate? What's that mean?"
"3.14%. You know... the Pi Rate."
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#22
"A persistent banker wouldn't stop hitting on me! Even after I asked him to leave me a loan."
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#23
"I went to the bank and asked to open a joint account.
The banker said, "Certainly , with whom?"
I said, "With anyone who has money.""
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#24
A retired banker went to a psychiatrist.
He said "For 30 years, I worked in a bank as a teller. Every day I would serve dozens of customers. I loved my job and never missed a day. Last month, I retired. Since then, every time I pass a bank, I have a huge craving to enter and take out money.
Even if I pass an ATM, I have to stop and take some cash out. I've got thousands of dollars in cash at home, yet every day I feel desperate to go to the bank and take out more. What's wrong with me?"
Even if I pass an ATM, I have to stop and take some cash out. I've got thousands of dollars in cash at home, yet every day I feel desperate to go to the bank and take out more. What's wrong with me?"
The psychiatrist thought for a bit and replied:
"It sounds like you're having Withdrawal Symptoms."
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#25
"That annoying banker wouldn't stop asking me questions. I specifically asked him to leave me a loan."
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#26
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.
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#27
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts.
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#28
If you have no interest in banking, you are not a loan.
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#29
"If money talks, why do we need bank tellers?"
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#30
What do you call a man with a head full of change?
Headquarters.
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#31
Why did the little old lady put her money in the freezer?
She wanted cold, hard cash.
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#32
"I got an email that said, “You have won $35,148,216. To complete the transaction, we will need your bank details.”
“Certainly,” I replied. “It’s a big building with money inside.”"
“Certainly,” I replied. “It’s a big building with money inside.”"
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#33
What do you call the new girl at the bank?
The Nutella!
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#34
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
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#35
Why did the idiot over draw his checking account?
Because he had no cents.
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#36
"A friend of mine invented a washing machine for bank notes. It’s a real money spinner."
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#37
A bank manager friend has given up riding his bike.
He has lost his balance.
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#38
"My bank has opened an outlet in the local police station. It’s their special branch."
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#39
What do you call a piece of fruit who held up a bank and stole some money?
It was a strobbery.
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#40
Did you hear about the investment banker who became a horse breeder?
He was always looking for the most stable returns.
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