In my personal experience, people make bank jokes only in two cases: they have either never taken out a loan or their relationship with the bank is so bad, there is nothing left but to laugh.
Money jokes aside (money pun intended!), dealing with your finances can be pretty overwhelming, and that’s why being financially literate comes in really handy. You don’t need to become an economist or a banker, but having an elementary understanding of how to manage your resources will help you not only better distribute your income but also find ways to increase it.
An interesting thing with jokes on finance is that whether you find them funny or not, many of them can actually teach you some financial wisdom. However, if you want to share a money joke with your friends or colleagues, make sure you know that they will take it well. Money and finances can be a sensitive topic, and in some societies it is even considered taboo, so you don’t want to offend people you care about.
But if you enjoy jokes about money, financial specialists, and the economy in general, we have a collection of jokes about banking you could read while waiting for your turn in the bank. If you are feeling especially adventurous, you can even share them with your bank operator and have a good laugh together.
#1
"I wanted to be a banker. But then I lost interest."
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#2
Why did the banker eat lunch by himself?
Because he was a loaner.
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#3
"Are you a banker? Because I want you to leave me a loan."
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#4
"I asked the banker to check my balance. He pushed me."
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#5
Why did the teller lose his job at the bank?
An old lady asked him to check her balance, so he tipped her over.
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#6
"My dad always told me to work until my bank account looks like a phone number. So I did. Account balance: $9.11"
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#7
Kermit Jagger needed to take out a large loan, so he went to his bank and met with a banker named Patricia Wack.
Patricia asked, "Do you have something you can offer as collateral?" Kermit responded by placing a little porcelain figurine on the desk. Patricia was not impressed, but she went to her manager to explain the situation. The manager laughed, and replied,
"It's a knick knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
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#8
A naked man robbed a bank.
Nobody could remember his face.
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#9
"The bank must really like me. They keep telling me that my loan is outstanding."
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#10
"My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance. I replied, “Thank you, I used to do gymnastics,” and hung up the phone. That was nice of them to say."
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#11
"I looked at my bank account and found I could live the rest of my life comfortably without working. As long as I die on Thursday."
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#12
"Did you hear about the frog that robbed a bank? I guess you can say he Kermitted a crime."
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#13
Did you hear about the woman who doesn't like banker jokes?
So if you take her on a date, you'd better not teller any.
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#14
Why did the banker resign?
His customers lost interest in him.
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#15
An immigrant, a worker and a banker are sitting at the table with 10 cookies.
The banker takes 9 and then tells the worker "Watch out, the immigrant is going to steal your cookie."
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#16
"This banker I know has absolutely no friends... I think he's loanly"
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#17
Never play poker with a banker.
They always have the best suits.
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#18
Dracula said he doesn't want to become an investment banker...
He hates stakeholders.
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#19
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark.
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#20
A doctor walks into a bank...
When he goes to sign a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his pocket.
He looks up at the banker and says, "Dang it, some ***hole has my pen!"
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