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30 Horrendous Baking Fails To Make You Feel Better About Your Burned Muffins
Funny,Food,FailsSEP 23, 2022

30 Horrendous Baking Fails To Make You Feel Better About Your Burned Muffins

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We’ve had more tearful breakdowns trying to bake than doing anything else in the kitchen. We’re not afraid to admit that! Some things come naturally to us (making toast and frying eggs, for one), but baking is something that we’re learning the hard way. But mistakes only make you stronger, r-right?
Something that makes us feel way better about our culinary skills is the internet. Though there are literally millions and millions of people who are far more talented and capable than we are, at the same time, we’re not among the worst of the worst. Being average can be surprisingly nice. Today, we’re featuring some of the silliest, worst, and most epic baking fails from the aptly named r/bakingfail subreddit.
A small online community, it documents some of the most egregious examples of baking attempts gone very, very wrong. Cursed is the word some people might use. Others might just turn around and run the other way. Scroll down and upvote your fave fails, Pandas. Just remember, we all make mistakes and mistakes are opportunities for growth. But wow, are there a ton of opportunities for that in this list!
Meanwhile, check out Bored Panda’s interview about baking mistakes we can avoid with famous pie artist and published author, Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin, aka @thepieous, below.

#1 Nasty Filthy Ashtray Cookies

Nasty Filthy Ashtray Cookies
357points

#2 The First Thing I Ever Baked. They Were Cute, But I Majorly Screwed Up The Bread Itself, Ended Up Being More Like A Cookie Than Bread, Lmfao

The First Thing I Ever Baked. They Were Cute, But I Majorly Screwed Up The Bread Itself, Ended Up Being More Like A Cookie Than Bread, Lmfao
318points

#3 Accidentally Made Milk Bread That Looks Exactly Like A Butt

Accidentally Made Milk Bread That Looks Exactly Like A Butt
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309points

Founded all the way back in the late summer of 2013, r/bakingfail is just one of many different food-related subreddits that have carved out niches for themselves online. Like many others, r/bakingfail focuses on the most outrageous and impactful pics.

There are a lot of good and hearty laughs to be had here. Just remember, we’re laughing at the result itself, never the baker. It’s admirable to try something, to experiment with new baking techniques. Despite our best efforts, however, we sometimes fail.

#4 I Tried Baking A Hedgehog Cake For My Mother's Birthday... It Turned Out So Bad

I Tried Baking A Hedgehog Cake For My Mother's Birthday... It Turned Out So Bad
286points

#5 I Love The Cursed Hedgehog Cake, Here's Mine, He's A Baked Alaska

I Love The Cursed Hedgehog Cake, Here's Mine, He's A Baked Alaska
255points

#6 Frog Cupcake

Frog Cupcake
248points

Someone who has a good sense of humor might even feel inclined to share pics of their epic disasters with the rest of the web. After all, you might have faced a setback in the kitchen, but it’s also a chance to make someone’s day by making them laugh. At least something good will have come out of it!

However, dealing with these feelings of embarrassment, guilt, and that you’ve just ‘wasted’ [insert an ungodly number of hours] doing something that couldn’t even come out right can be tough. It’s important to remember to be kind to yourself; don’t be too harsh—we can’t all be pros from the moment we pick up our first bag of flour.

#7 My Dough Turned Into A Monster

My Dough Turned Into A Monster
232points

#8 No Caption Needed

No Caption Needed
214points

#9 My Boyfriends Attempt At Baking For The First Time

My Boyfriends Attempt At Baking For The First Time
207points

Talented and world-renowned pie artist Jessica, aka @thepieous, shared some of her thoughts with Bored Panda about baking disasters when trying to recreate something that we see online. Fortunately, many of these problems are predictable and entirely avoidable.

The baking expert shared some of them with us, from rushing the setting and cooling times and not understanding the properties of the food you’re working with to skipping steps in the recipe, being messy, and muddling things up with different ingredients/techniques.

#10 My Grandmother Made Easter Cookies. They All Look Self-Aware

My Grandmother Made Easter Cookies. They All Look Self-Aware
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206points

#11 That Time I Made Cookie Monster Cupcakes For My Kid’s Kindergarten Class And Scared The S**t Out Of Them

That Time I Made Cookie Monster Cupcakes For My Kid’s Kindergarten Class And Scared The S**t Out Of Them
200points

#12 Perhaps The Ugliest Cinnamon Rolls I’ve Ever Seen. Luckily, They Tasted Amazingly Good

Perhaps The Ugliest Cinnamon Rolls I’ve Ever Seen. Luckily, They Tasted Amazingly Good
186points

According to Jessica, the biggest faux pas she sees online is people rushing the setting and cooling times. “When you see a pristine cake online with perfect sharp edges and clean decorations, you’d better believe the baker took the time to allow the cake to fully cool before adding the next elements, and that those elements are the correct temperature for their application,” she said.

“You can’t pipe rock-hard buttercream straight from the fridge. You can’t smooth sweaty, hot cream cheese frosting in your un-air-conditioned kitchen. Take the time to learn a bit about the ingredients you will be using if this is your first time working with them,” Jessica noted that even watching a short YouTube video about baking techniques can save you “a world of pain.”

#13 First Time Making Colored Meringue Cookies. Tasty, But My Family Said They Look Like Alien Turds

First Time Making Colored Meringue Cookies. Tasty, But My Family Said They Look Like Alien Turds
184points

#14 Easter Is For Traditions

Easter Is For Traditions
178points

#15 Tried A Meringue Recipe For The First Time. Failed To Get The Stiff Peaks But Decided To Cook Them Anyway. As I Watched Them Slowly Deflate, I Felt My Soul Do The Same

Tried A Meringue Recipe For The First Time. Failed To Get The Stiff Peaks But Decided To Cook Them Anyway. As I Watched Them Slowly Deflate, I Felt My Soul Do The Same
170points

Meanwhile, your efforts in research will most definitely be rewarded. You should probably take the time to look up the properties of the food that you’re working with beforehand.

For instance, baking expert Jessica noted that some kinds of cake, like cake pop dough, are very dense and are great for handling inserted details while still remaining upright. However, cake sponge, like angel food, is very delicate and can’t bear any weight.

#16 Attempt At A Horse Cupcake Cake

Attempt At A Horse Cupcake Cake
166points

#17 What I Was Trying To Make vs. What I Made

What I Was Trying To Make vs. What I Made
165points

#18 Cayenne Rolls

Cayenne Rolls
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165points

“Meringue, whip cream, gelatin, cheesecake, sorbet, mousse, chocolate, muffin batter, pie crust, gingerbread, chiffon cake, etc., all the delicious components of our favorite desserts have their own foibles and ways they like to be treated (and not treated!) when it comes to decorating,” she explained.

If you want to get good results, especially like those fab pics that you can find scrolling on social media, you have to have the patience and diligence to see your project through. You can’t go skipping steps to save time. Otherwise, you’ll end up with something that looks like “a lumpy mess.”

#19 Tried Our Best At A 3 Layer Cake

Tried Our Best At A 3 Layer Cake
162points

#20 So The Recipe Says Divide Into 2 Loaves But I Guess It Should’ve Been 3

So The Recipe Says Divide Into 2 Loaves But I Guess It Should’ve Been 3
160points
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