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121 Bad Pick-Up Lines That Should've Never Seen Daylight
Funny,RelationshipsNOV 15, 2022

121 Bad Pick-Up Lines That Should've Never Seen Daylight

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Pick-up lines are an undying form of art. They truly are! How else would you describe humanity's wish to fit the perfect first impression, a dash of mystique, and a whole lot of intrigue into just one or two mega-short sentences? See, it truly is art! And while on the trial and error path of concocting the best pick-up line there ever was, lots of things can go awry, and loads of bad pick-up lines see daylight. And this list is dedicated to exactly that - the worst pick-up lines ever. Read it as a scholarly article, learn these stupid pick-up lines, and never use them, even if your dear life depends on it!
Of course, some of these funny pick-up lines are so bad they are good, but if you're ever tempted to use them, wait until you've solidified your relationship and are pretty certain that the line and your S.O.’s sense of humor are thoroughly compatible. If unsure - proceed with something less precarious. The best thing to do with these terrible pick-up lines, though, would be to study the reasons why they are so bad and come up with something entirely different. That way, you'll know that your pick-up line is safe to use.
Ready to check out our blacklist of horrible pick-up lines? If so, scroll on down below and read them in their full glory. Be sure to rate the pick-up lines by their horribleness, and share this article with anyone who you think would have a thing or two to learn from them!

#1

You must be so tired after running through my mind all day.
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19points

#2

NASA called. They said you’re out of this world.
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18points

#3

You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot, and I want s’more.
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16points

#4

I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
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15points

#5

Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’
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14points

#6

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
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14points

#7

Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?
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14points

#8

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
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14points

#9

I would say God Bless You, but he CLEARLY already did.
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14points

#10

Excuse me. I think you dropped something. Nevermind, it’s just my jaw.
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13points

#11

Are you a dictionary?
Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
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13points

#12

Remember me?
Oh, that’s right. I’ve only met you in my dreams.
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13points

#13

Are you a time traveler?
Because I see you in my future!
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13points

#14

You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
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13points

#15

Well, here I am. You have two more wishes.
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13points

#16

Just so you know, I wrote a complaint to Spotify – you totally deserved this week’s hottest single.
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13points

#17

My favorite word is menu… It has me n u.
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13points

#18

When I text you good night later, what phone number should I use?
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12points

#19

Are you a banana?
Because you are very appealing.
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11points

#20

Uh-oh! If you’re down here, who’s running heaven?
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