Same as with anything in life, not all jokes are made equal. Some are deep and intellectual, others are sheepishly funny, and some deliver the most majestical wordplays. Still, there's one more category that is as controversial as Prince was in the '80s - bad jokes. Which, in their own right, can also be divided into two categories. Bad jokes that are just terrible, and bad jokes that are funny. Mostly because they are so blatantly lame, and you wouldn't expect someone to come up with such a travesty. But hey, there's no need to be humble here - we like these really bad jokes and would like to share them with you too. So, this is our compendium called Bad Jokes Of The Day.
Why Bad Jokes Of The Day? Well, because these babies should be dosed one per day. Again, why? Well, because these funny bad jokes are like nothing you've seen before. They will touch you in the deepest places that haven't been tickled by amusement in a long while. They will coax a burst of laughter out of you so loud that your neighbors might think you've got your hands on a canister of laughing gas. And well, these lame jokes should be cherished, and a day for each is the perfect amount of time.
So, let's skip straight to the silly jokes, shall we? They are, just as usual, a bit further down, and once you get there, you should give your vote for the worst joke you encounter. After that, there's only one more thing left to do, and it is to share this article with your friends, of course!
#1
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
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#2
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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#3
Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.
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#4
I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over.
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#5
I'm thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it's only holding me back.
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#6
I watched hockey before it was cool. They were basically swimming.
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#7
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
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#8
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
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#9
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
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#10
I'm really excited for the next autopsy club. It's open Mike night!
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#11
Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because it lifts their spirits.
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#12
What did the clock do when it was hungry?
It went back four seconds.
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#13
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
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#14
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but its flag is a big plus!
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#15
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion!
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#16
What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?
Artificial Swedener.
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#17
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
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#18
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
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#19
My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, it's also terrible.
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#20
A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.
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