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50 Hilariously Bad Album Covers That Deserved To Be Shamed On This FB Group
FunnyAUG 27, 2024

50 Hilariously Bad Album Covers That Deserved To Be Shamed On This FB Group

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An iconic album cover can evoke intrigue while giving listeners an idea of what to expect. Some top-of-mind examples include "Led Zeppelin I" and the Hindenburg disaster, The Velvet Underground and Nico with the banana and Andy Warhol's name, and the afro baby on The Notorious B.I.G.'s debut record "Ready to Die."
On the other side of the spectrum is album art that induces head scratches and awkward laughs. It involves images and texts that make no sense, which, unfortunately, gives a shaky first impression of the record. 
Describing them won't do enough justice, so go ahead and see them for yourself. You'll mostly see artwork from unknown artists, but one of these is from the world's most famous band.
These images are from the Bad Album Cover Collective Facebook page, and we've compiled some of the standouts for you.

#1 Wild Thing (1969) So Much Product In Their Hair They Couldn't Stand Closer Than 20 Feet From A Naked Flame

Wild Thing (1969) So Much Product In Their Hair They Couldn't Stand Closer Than 20 Feet From A Naked Flame
115points

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50 Hilariously Bad Album Covers That Deserved To Be Shamed On This FB Group
105points

#3 I Would've Gone With A Different Album Title

I Would've Gone With A Different Album Title
103points

Artists express themselves through the cover art of their records and the songs they create. Parma Recordings describes this as a “symbiotic relationship” between the music and artwork.

Album art is no longer as prominent in this day and age of streaming. However, according to Parma art director Ryan Harrison, it still pays to have a cover that grabs attention. 

“Having an awesome-looking cover definitely helps you stand out in a sea of tiny squares.”

#4 Here's A Woman Who Wants To Be Split Open

Here's A Woman Who Wants To Be Split Open
98points

#5 Stop Granny, I Think It's Too Late!

Stop Granny, I Think It's Too Late!
98points

#6 Small Dolphin

Small Dolphin
96points

That begs the question: “What makes an album cover bad?” British album cover connoisseur Simon Robinson has a simple criterion. As he explained in an interview with Exclaim, it’s “any cover design which sets out to achieve a particular end result — and misses.” 

Robinson used Tony Orlando and Dawn’s 1973 record “Tuneweaving” as an example. The cover featured an embroidered photo of the three band members.

“Any sane record label executive (is there such a thing?) would have swapped it over for the nice photo on the back,” Robinson said of the album art.

#7 Um, No Thanks

Um, No Thanks
94points

#8 No, Staying Away From You

No, Staying Away From You
93points

#9 No, I Don’t Think We Will

No, I Don’t Think We Will
92points

Some experts believe the streaming era hurts the music industry and impacts listeners’ appreciation of album art. Syndey-based record dealer Mark Lumley said music fans “lost something” when new technology took over. 

“The digital age has removed the tactile experience of looking at the cover, reading the cover notes, that type of thing,” Lumley told ABC Australia.

#10 "Squirt Does Its Thing"

"Squirt Does Its Thing"
88points

#11 When Nobody Else Is Competing?

When Nobody Else Is Competing?
87points

#12 Just A Reminder That Someone, Somewhere, At Sometime Thought This Was A Good Idea

Just A Reminder That Someone, Somewhere, At Sometime Thought This Was A Good Idea
86points

However, current-day artists see it differently, especially since vinyl records have returned over the past few years. For award-winning songwriter Kate Lucas (a.k.a. Coda Chroma), creating album art is part of the creative process. 

“You want to have a visual component of that. It is a complete body of work,” Lucas said to ABC Australia, adding that she earns more by selling physical copies of her music.

#13 I’m Gonna Bet The Answer Is No

I’m Gonna Bet The Answer Is No
86points

#14 I Should Hope Not

I Should Hope Not
82points

#15 All Together Now! ''yes I Found Jesus At A Walmart While Pushing On A Shopping Cart By The Fruit Loops And The Sweet-Tarts I Found Forgiveness And A Brand New Start About The Cheetos And The Mountain Dew That's Where I Break Through I Got Low Prices And A Brand New Heart And Now I've Found Jesus At A Walmart''

All Together Now!  ''yes I Found Jesus At A Walmart While Pushing On A Shopping Cart By The Fruit Loops And The Sweet-Tarts I Found Forgiveness And A Brand New Start About The Cheetos And The Mountain Dew That's Where I Break Through I Got Low Prices And A Brand New Heart And Now I've Found Jesus At A Walmart''
''Yes I found Jesus at a Walmart while pushing on a shopping cart by the fruit loops and the sweet-tarts I found forgiveness and a brand new start about the cheetos and the mountain dew that's where I break through I got low prices and a brand new heart and now I've found Jesus at a Walmart''
81points

So, what makes a good album cover? Sometimes, it’s the simplicity of the artwork that may literally encapsulate the music’s spirit. For this, Lumley used AC/DC’s 1975 record “TNT” as an example. 

“It’s an explosive album, and it’s an explosive cover. Perfect,” he said.

#16 Bad Album Cover! "Stoop Down Baby ... Let Your Daddy See"

Bad Album Cover! "Stoop Down Baby ... Let Your Daddy See"
80points

#17 I'm Glad We're Not Friends

I'm Glad We're Not Friends
80points

#18 Hmm John.. Not Sure If That’s Legal In Most States?

Hmm John.. Not Sure If That’s Legal In Most States?
78points

Let’s hear from you, readers. Which of these album covers ranks the worst for you? Are there any honorable mentions that should be on this list? Share your thoughts in the comments!

#19 I Have Questions

I Have Questions
77points

#20 Nice Haircut Style

Nice Haircut Style
77points
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