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35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties

35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties

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A typical bachelor or bachelorette party costs around $1,400, with 64% of attendees spending more than $400 to participate. Whether it's the desire to "get their money's worth" or simply a reluctance to embrace a major life commitment, some individuals truly go overboard with these celebrations.
The excesses can be so extreme that Reddit user RFMakeupArtist once posed a question, inviting people to share stories of bach parties so wild, they could jeopardize a marriage if a partner knew what transpired. It received a flood of scandalous responses, and the tales vividly illustrate the fine line between innocent fun and outright betrayal.

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35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties
I know a guy who was completely against having a bachelor party, but his friend insisted. He agreed, on the condition there would be no strippers, because his fiancee was against that. They took him to a strip club and paid a s******r to give him a lap dance, and they took pictures of it. After the bachelor party, this friend told him, "If you ever p**s me off, I will show these pictures to your wife." Years later, this guy was working for the "friend" part-time. He was told he had to work on a certain day, but he couldn't do it. This a****t mailed the pictures to his wife, and they ended up separating for a long time. They're together again, not *because* she *didn't* find out, but despite the fact that she did.

It never ceases to amaze me how horrible some people can be with no real motivation.
62points

#2

35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties
This woman showed up at my bachelors party. She was hot with an amazing a*s. After a few minutes she convinced me to have some of the most amazing, dirty, unprotected s*x of my life. I didn't really feel bad because it was just her and I, and she was my fiancé.

I realize this story doesn't quite belong in this thread, but I wanted the people losing hope to know that it's not all d***s and cheating.
55points

#3

35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties
This wasn't intentional by any means, but it's the most f****d up thing I've heard of.

A woman was at her bachelorette party, and she and her friends decided to go swimming. Her best friend jokingly pushed her into the pool. The bride-to-be hit her head, broke her neck, and was paralyzed from the neck down.
43points

#4

35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties
When I was in 11th grade my physics teacher randomly broke down in tears, telling us about how his fiance ODd at her bachelorette. Turns out it was supposed to be their anniversary.

We watched a movie that day.
39points

#5

35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties
Well when I ever get married...my brother will be in the wedding party to be a spy 😅

All this stuff grosses me out. Isn't the point of getting married to be with one person? If you need to f**k people right before to get it out of your system then don't even bother getting married, save both parties the future heartache.
36points

#6

35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties
My brother f****d his best man before marrying his wife.
31points

#7

35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties
S******r here. One time a guy was begging me and my coworkers to have s*x with him for money. No one would. When he was begging me for the 3rd time I realised the guy next to him was the father of the bride. This girls father was happily watching her future husband try to buy s*x.
31points

#8

35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties
I didn't witness it but it happened it happened in my city to guy I kind of knew..

He died at his bachelor party, that pretty much ruined the wedding.
25points

#9

TL:DR- Ordinary s******r becomes disgusting sideshow

It was all pretty standard s******r stuff at first. Then she asks for the groom and has him get on the floor on his back. This chick pulls a bag of blow pops out of her bag and we're all a bit confused. She jams this thing up her snatch so only the stick is visible. Now come the balloons. She has him bite these balloons one by one so she can straddle his face and pop them with her snatch stick. Pretty funny stuff.

Once her balloons ran out, she told him to bite the stick and pull the blow pop out, which he did. She turned it around and had him suck the d**n thing! I think it's only shocking bc of how gross she was. I mean, she's a stranger and we know nothing of her personal health, but I thought I was gonna catch something just looking at this poor girl. Groom seems a bit uneasy but is going with it.

She reaches back into her bag of assorted abominations and pulls out a can of whipped cream. Surely this will be a bit more tame, right? Whipped cream on her t**s or something. Nope! She sprays this c**p inside of herself, then sits on dude's face. As you can imagine, she is now the whipped cream dispenser and the groom's mouth is her target. It didn't take long for him to decide he wanted his mouth closed for this, so now she's leaking this stuff all over his face and grinding it in there. That's where the energy in the room kinda fizzled out. I don't think any of us expected anything like that to happen.

Once she finished with the groom, she was kind enough to turn her attention back to the rest of us to offer various sexual services for the right price. Best man paid for a handy in the bathroom. Groom was offered the full package for free. He politely declined. In fact, he thought it best to call his fiancee and have her pick him up, which she did. We thought she was gonna be pissed when she showed up but I think she could see how little he actually enjoyed himself. Shell shocked would probably be the best description.
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25points

#10

My best friends grandpa celebrated his stag party just like we would have. The night before the wedding his friends picked him up and got him absolutely smashed. They somehow convinced him to get naked and when they were in the middle of nowhere stopped to let him take a p**s. When He exited the car, the guys locked the door and sped off in a hurry, leaving him, stranded and naked on the middle of a highway 80 miles from town. He decided to hitchhike and the first person to come by was actually kind enough to stop and lend a helping hand to a naked stranger. About one mile down the road from where he was ditched, they came around a corner and discovered that the best friends had flipped their car in the ditch. They all sat on the side of the road by their totalled car when he passed them. He rolled down the window and gave them a good old wave, with his junk... as they passed. Now theres a legendary time.
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23points

#11

35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties
I didn't die, f**k my best man or become the target of a human whip cream dispenser (see thread. Awesome reading). But I did end up blind drunk with one of the skankiest strippers ever to enter the profession. It started off tame enough. Then there's a massive hole in my memory. Then I remember a lot of tongue and heavy groping in the hallway. Thank Christ my best man (the one I didn't f**k) pulled me off her and out of the house. We wound up in the ditch howling at the full moon. The next day me and my massively painful hangover visited everyone that brought a camera and burned the film on the backyard grill.

Good times.
22points

#12

35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties
During my cousins bachelor party, me and my brother walked into the bathroom and saw my cousin sucking his fiancee's father's c**k. we walked out, never brought it up again, and 3 years later they still appear to be happily married.
19points

#13

Got into an argument about whether or not Jean Grey was more attractive than Rogue.

Yeah, my bachelorette party was off the hook.
18points

#14

The groom is dressed up, fake beard and stuff. Have fun, activities and alcohol. At the evening, go for a sauna. He realizes all the dudes are missing pubes - and he has had a very realistic fake beard.
18points

#15

The bride just didn't come home with the groom at night. Turns out she slept with another guy and spent the night with him. The first guy she f****d after getting married was not her husband.
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17points

#16

I was a bouncer at a few strip clubs, I've seen so many brides and grooms f**k the s******r that it's not even funny. In fact, I'm hard pressed to think of a time where it didn't happen.

I think the "worst" one was a bride onstage on top of the male s******r, with one of the bar tenders f*****g her up the a*s while she blew one of the bouncers. (Not me. The brides were off limits in my book. Bridesmaids, however...)

The bachelorette parties were by far the wildest, hands down. Bachelor parties would get bad, and some of the strippers might get banged, but bachelorette parties? First they rent out the club or the VIP, then they get unbelievably drunk, invariably someone introduces d***s into it, then someone gets the idea to bring in s*x toys... So you had a bunch of drunk h***y women and like six guys, 1-3 of them who are there to get naked in the first place. pretty soon women are getting naked and grabbing whatever is handy. And you've been told by the club owner to pretty much let them do whatever they want?
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17points

#17

35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties
My best friend (bride), her future sister in laws (both girls are engaged to the husband-to-be brothers) got down to g-strings with the topples waiters (also in their undies) while playing some strip card game. They also were licking the guys body all over and were rubbing all over them.

Funny thing was when it came to the bucks night the next week the same girls that got naked were all crying because the boys had a s******r when they made them promise not to get one.
16points

#18

Catered a party a month ago. The groom tried to force his hand into the bridesmaids dress at the bar surrounded by people saying "cmon this is our last chance" and her saying repeatedly "get the f*****g f**k off me c**t"

Edit: yeah read the question wrong this wasn't a bachelor party. This was the wedding dinner.
16points

#19

Not at the bachelor/bachelorette party, but still horrible enough to be said.

When my parents were getting married, one of my mom's 'friends' demanded to make the wedding cake because she had just opened up her own bakery and 'knew what she was doing'. My mom, not wanting to offend her friend, let her, giving her specific instructions on what she wanted the cake to look like.

Said cake-maker not only completely ignored the instructions to fulfill her own 'artistic vision', but said artistic vision included draping the cake with s****y Dollar Store fake ivy... that was pinned in place in order to keep it on the cake. With dozens of two-inch pins. That she told no one about. If it weren't for one of the guests looking closely at the cake and making the observation, the bride would have taken a big mouthful of needle cake. Needless to say the cake was inedible.
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16points

#20

35 Of The Absolute Worst Things People Have Seen At Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties
Played some catan. Cheated to win.
15points
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