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This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
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This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)

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If you’ve been around kids, you know that they don’t really understand the dangers of the ā€œrealā€ world very well. You try to school them about it, but they don’t really listen to you; it seems that no amount of ā€œdon’t touch that!ā€ will work on them.Ā 
So they go on to touch something hot or prickly while you turn your back for a second and despite the tears afterwards, they learn a valuable lesson. These netizens have had similar realizations – sometimes in life-threatening situations – that they should not mess with some things.Ā 
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This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Intuition. If something feels wrong stop. It doesn't matter if it's stepping out onto a snow-covered slope, pulling up to a sketchy gas station, or putting too small of a piece of wood in a table router, listen when your brain tells you "This is a bad idea."
265points

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This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Never trust a fart when your bellies been talking šŸ‘€
257points

#3

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Aggressive drivers. Just let them go
216points

#4

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Chickens while there are chicks present.
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My brother is a cruel little s**t who liked being mean to animals while we were kids. He liked hurting them for the feeling of power it gave him. So he hurt a lot of small wildlife, like frogs and garter snakes and mice. When that stopped being enough he decided to go after livestock.
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We had chickens. There was a great big rooster and his ladies and all of them had chicks. My job was to take care of the chickens, feed, water them, collect eggs, ect.
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My brother was bigger and stronger than me so one day he decided to have 'fun' and grabbed up one of the little chicks in the coop and squeezed it until it started to scream for help. My attempts to stop him did nothing.
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Now the chickens were used to me picking up the chicks and petting them. So they weren't alarmed when my brother picked up the chick. When it screamed however, all hell broke loose.
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All the chickens went after him, going for his face and eyes. The rooster had spurs on his legs over an inch long and he cut big grooves on my brother's face, missing his eyes by millimeters. They swarmed him and bullied him until he dropped the chick and ran out of the coop crying with blood on his face.
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He was 10 at the time and should have known better. Did he stop being mean to animals? No. Did they punish him for it when they could? The animals sure did.
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Chickens are very much like the cuccos in the Zelda games. If you hurt one they will all swarm you.
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EDIT: I got several questions and I will detail them here so people doing have to go digging through comments.
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Yes, my brother and I were both abused by our father. Our mother was a kindly women who did her best to nurture and discipline my brother. She died when I was 7 years old and my brother at 9 years old from cancer. My father went off the deep end and took out his rage on us both. He worked two shifts at a factory daily and did not want to be disturbed when home or he would beat us. So no, there was no adult supervision and we were left to our own devices except for a weekend here and there when our maternal grandmother would have us. She also did her best, but our father excused and enabled my brother's behavior because he was more valuable in his eyes compared to me, a sickly girl. We did go to school. Yes CPS was called a couple times and my father told everyone that I was pathological liar so nothing came of it.
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My brother most likely had a genetic flaw or some inherited mental health disorder that kept my brother from feeling empathy. However, our father did not believe in mental health services so my brother never got therapy or help. I fully believe he would have turned out to be a different person if he had these services. Instead he was isolated, abused, and enabled. It made him entitled and gave him the need to exert his will over everyone. If he wanted something he simply took it, including my innocence.
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He grew up into a terrible adult. No he didnt [end] anyone. I dont believe he would [end] anyone because he likes to manipulate people and you cant manipulate a dead person. He instead became a thief, a r****t, and fell hard into [illegal substance] use. The last time I spoke to him was in 2013. I have fully cut him off from my life and have not spoken to him since. Maybe he has changed in these ten years, but i have no way of knowing. Once in a while I scan obituaries looking for his name, but otherwise I have nothing to do with him.
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I acknowledge that he had a messed up beginning like I did. However, he willfully chose to hurt me and has never apologized or acknowledged what he did to me, even as adults. I may have forgiven him if he had at least acknowledged what he did was wrong, but he believes he did nothing wrong. So for my health and safety, I chose to cut him out.
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I have diagnosed C-PTSD that I will have for the rest of my life. However, I spent the last decade in therapy learning how to cope and live with what happened to me. Some days are better than others, but I am genuinely happy and am in a safe place, several states away and surrounded by my friends who have become my new loving family.
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So yes I'm okay now. I dont fear him or my father coming after me because they are lazy cowards and I'm too strong now to allow them to hurt me. If any of them contact me about giving up a kidney or a liver lobe I will laugh in thier faces and then get a restraining order.
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This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
If someone at work tries to badmouth someone else and they ask you about what you think about that person, JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
205points

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This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
HR. They are not your friends.
198points

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This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Head injuries I had a single friend that got into a bar room scuffle. He got knocked down a hit his head on a tiled floor. Got back up and said that's it for tonight. He lived alone and that was on a Friday night. When he didn't show for work on Monday with a no call, that raised some eyebrows. When he didn't show on Tuesday, someone when out to his place and broke in after no answer. He was dead on the kitchen floor. Doctor guessed a brain bleed. I think about him every time I see a video of someone getting knocked out.
178points

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This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Vibrating logs in the forest.
Don't investigate.
Don't kick it.
Don't throw things at it.
It is always hornets.
173points

#9

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Not immediately washing and disinfecting an open wound.
167points

#10

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Cows. Grew up on a cattle farm. They can run faster than you think and can hit you so hard that you fly out of your shoes.
154points

#11

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Trusting people's blinkers to mean they are turning
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#12

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Student loans. Only take what you need. Don’t get the ā€œoh, I’ll pay this laterā€ attitude. It will come back to bite you, and the loan companies are relentless. No one teaches a 17-18 y/o kid about student loans and long-term consequences.
132points

#13

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Ladders.
I worked in an ED at a major trauma center and the number of otherwise healthy people who came in paralyzed or soon-to-be-dead from falling off ladders was eye-opening.
130points

#14

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Garage door springs. Pay a professional to mess with that s**t.
129points

#15

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
The sea in a storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.
129points

#16

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
ticks
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#17

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Water. Rivers. Current.
I'm a fairly good swimmer, and I wanted to swim in a river where the current seemed really tame. Boy was I wrong, just small moving body of water dragged my poor body like a leaf in the wind.
116points

#18

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Being careless in the shower.
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A few years ago, I was showering and I forgot the new bottle of conditioner sitting in the counter. I slipped on some shampoo residue in a rush to get out of the shower (because no likey cold air). I slammed my ribs against the porcelain tub. Completely knocked the wind out of me, but I somehow managed to crawl out of the shower and bathroom to make it to my phone, genuinely thinking I would have to call an ambulance to take my naked a*s to the hospital.
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Thankfully that wasn’t necessary as I laid down and caught my breath, but I had pretty bad rib pain for at least a month after (and only a TINY bruise to show for it!). After that experience I could absolutely see how falling in the shower can [end] a person.
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Anyway, now I don’t rush when exiting the shower and I always bring my phone in the bathroom because that naked, wet crawl on the floor to retrieve it was humiliating and I’d rather not go through it again.
112points

#19

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Mandolins. (The kitchen gadgets not instrument.)
103points

#20

This Viral Thread Has People Pointing Out Things People Should Avoid Like The Plague (43 Answers)
Drowsy driving
ETA: Back in 2015, I had an incident where I fell asleep behind the wheel.
It was in mid-August, and I had fallen asleep on my way home from work after a 16 hour night shift because my job messed up the schedule (we couldn’t work more than 12 in a single shift). All I remember is I was driving, then I was waking up in a hospital 4 hours away from home. No clue where I was or what happened. I had suffered a major TBI and have been mentally different ever since. Had a pretty major concussion following the accident.
It happened in the backroads of southern Idaho, and I was lucky to have come out of it with 0 broken bones. Everyone at the hospital was saying I was lucky to have survived. There were witnesses who saw the whole wreck, a couple high schoolers on their lunch. I read the police report and witness statements, and according to them, my car rolled 6.5 times, ended wheels up and I was partially ejected (laying half in and half out of the car through the window) my seatbelt buckle had broken as the car was coming to rest.
100points
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