As a daily art project, Light took the concept one step further, drawing a scene from the imaginary film
1. Obocop
The story of how a police officer works through his PTSD and adjusts to his new robotic implants with the help of the sexy soothing sound of his oboe
2. Rave
One red-haired Scottish girl. One dance floor. One unforgettable night
3. Men
A retired professor helps a rugged Canadian work through his aggression as he struggles to uncover his past. Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman star
4. Finding Emo
An insufferable teenage fish runs away from home. His father contemplates searching for him
6. Jurassic Par
Two dinosaurs set out to prove they’re more than just killing machines. Thanks to a loophole in the rules they find a spot on the PGA tour and golf their way to the top of the food chain
10. Fight Cub
When deforestation threatens his home, one feisty bear fights back
7. Harry Otter
A young boy finds out who, and what, he is. Magic ensues
20. Aging Bull
A bovine pugilist comes out of retirement for one last fight. He loses
8. Pup Fiction
Two mob hit dogs go after a poodle who wrote a slanderous op-ed about their boss
22. T.
A boy finds a jewelry clad alien who speaks exclusively in aggressive yet well-meaning catchphrases
16. Mr. and Mrs. Sith
Mr. and Mrs. Sith Two Jedi abandon the order for love. Also to shoot lightning from their hands. Because that’s cool
11. Star Wars: A New Hoe
A farm boy, who apparently farms sand, fulfills his destiny and becomes the first farmer to do the kessel run in 12 parsecs
13. Beauty and the Beat
After a witch turns her best friend into a dope boom box, Belle decides to enter France’s Got Talent. She crushes it
23. The Princess Ride
After years apart two lovers are reunited, only to discover neither loves what the other has become. Produced by Adam Sandler
5. Ron Man
A disgruntled government employee builds a robo suit in his garage to help him stop the government he works for from getting any more work done
15. Dive
Ryan Gosling plays a mysteriously appealing scuba diving guide who gets mixed up in some shady business. He has like 12 lines the whole movie. He also stomps a shark to death
21. The Fat and the Furious
After a bunch of thugs steal his sweet car, Jerry spirals into a vicious rage eating depression. He gets super ripped for the sequel though
18. Man on Fir
The pacific northwest version of Tarzan
14. Scram
A thief with a penchant for masks keeps getting caught in the act
17. Oh Bother, Where Art Thou?
Convicted felon, Winnie, breaks out of jail with the help of his prison mates Tigger and Piglet, and set off on a cross-state journey to find his missing honey pot
19. Lord of the Rigs
The story of one man’s unhealthy obsession with his truck
12. Ad Max
In an apocalyptic desert wasteland only one man sells water, and he makes it look sexy as hell
9. Pretty in Ink
The “gritty” 2014 remake of the 80s classic. It’s pretty much the same movie, just with more sick tattoos