29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

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Musk is a cruel bastard. There are other really terrible names, but that has to be the most idiotic.

Came across someone in a park once (England, nowhere weird) who was yelling 'Excalibur!'. Thought it was a dog, nope, it was a lad.

My coworker named her baby "Strawberry Rain", which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo.

Nevaeh…just f**k off.

We just hired a guy whose first, middle, and last name is the same, but spelled 3 different ways lol I don’t want to actually say his name on the off chance by some miracle he sees this or it gets back to him, but I think it’s terrible. Like if your parents named you Shaun Sean Shawn lol

North West 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

Kashmonay. Woman with this first name was arrested for stealing $170,000 worth of merchandise from Ulta.

I worked in admissions as a tour guide in college. When we didn’t have tours during our shift we stuffed envelopes. I’ll always remember Sylver Blades and Mystic Powers receiving mailings.

I knew a guy who always wanted be called AJ in school. His legal name was Adolf.

I met a kid named Qua’Duffius when I was in middle school. He said it was pronounced Kwa-doof-ee-us. Worst one I’ve seen in person.

I'ma throw the twins in my school name Easton and Weston under the bus here.

Pubert

Met a girl named Jennifert in college...Jennifer with a T. Why? Because her parents wanted her to be different.

I've twice tried to post this on the tragedeigh Facebook group and haven't been approved because they think I'm bulls***tting, but I have had confirmation on this from several people who lived in my city at the time of this. 

My mom taught at a school in the 80s where there was 2 siblings, one named Hallelujahthemessiahiscoming, and Repentorburnforever. 

I thought my mom was BSing for years until my coworker told me my mom was a teacher at her school when she was a student in the 80s.i asked my coworker about this, and she said yes, she was a little older than those kids but remembered them because they were in swimming classes at the local pool she was a lifeguard at. She told me her younger brother knew them and said at least one of them got into [illegal substances] later.

We met a kid at the playground the other day named Skillet

I swear if I see one more kid named Khaleesi 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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Derf

Not joking. Was working security in MN and a trucker came in to sign in. As he's writing his name, I glanced at his name. 'Derf'. I felt bad for his childhood.

Being a boy named sue

Gaylord