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95 Funny Dog Quotes That Prove Dogs Are Pure Pawsomeness
CuriositiesSEP 25, 2023

95 Funny Dog Quotes That Prove Dogs Are Pure Pawsomeness

Beatričė Varnaitė
Marisha Kazaryan
Beatričė Varnaitė and Marisha Kazaryan
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If we were to single out one thing for which we, people, should be praised, it would be befriending dogs. It has been many centuries since dogs became our best friends and helpers, and we still can’t believe our luck. So to express our gratitude and love for them, we often come up with heartfelt, witty, and funny dog quotes, as well as dog jokes and dog puns. 
Some of the quotes about dogs are there just for fun, while others give us a lot to think about. The more we read about dogs, the more we grow to admire their loyalty and incredible intelligence, so naturally, it shows in the things we have to say about them.

# Funny Dog Quotes

“I don’t care who dies in the movie, as long as the dog lives.”
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“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney
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“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” — Samuel Butler
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“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.”
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“Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.”
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“Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take… I’ll be watching you.”
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“What I like most about people is their dogs.”
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“Without my dog, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty.”
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“If our dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either.”
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“The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.” ― Stanley Coren
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“When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” — Kristan Higgins
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“If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, dogs would outlive us all.”
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“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.” — Woodrow Wilson
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“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.”
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“Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.”
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“If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” — Will Rogers
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“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.” — Louis Sabin
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“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx
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“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.” — Phil Pastoret
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“It’s OK if you don’t like my dog, not everyone has good taste.”
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