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81 Funny Birthday Sayings For When A Simple "Happy Birthday" Won't Do
FunnyJUN 21, 2023

81 Funny Birthday Sayings For When A Simple "Happy Birthday" Won't Do

Natallia Pisarenka
Violeta Lyskoit
Natallia Pisarenka and Violeta Lyskoit
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Although we can't stop the aging process, we can at least stave off doctor visits that become more regular as we age. As they say, a laugh a day keeps the doctor away. Or was it an apple? It doesn't matter. What does matter is to keep your aging friend laughing and showing off their pearly whites while they still can. Do so by setting off their cake day with some funny birthday sayings!
Humorous happy birthday wishes and sayings are great to pamper the birthday girl or boy for their big day! Even better if you wake them up with one—that’s a sure way to set their mood high for the day.
Hence, if you are looking for funny birthday quotes to put in a card or funny birthday wishes to caption a photo dump conveying your life-long friendship, we have plenty to choose from! Not only that, but we have also gathered funny sayings about birthdays that you may also entwine into a birthday wish to make it even more special.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of funny happy birthday sayings and wishes that will surely put a smile on your loved one’s face! As always, upvote the expressions you enjoyed the most and share this article with someone who could use some inspiration. To make it a full package, you can also check out our list of funny gag gift ideas!

# Funny Birthday Sayings

Funny Birthday Sayings
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana." - Betty White
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

Funny Birthday Sayings
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." - Jean Paul Richter
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." - Larry Lorenzoni
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

Funny Birthday Sayings
You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

"A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police." - Henry Youngman
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

“I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody." — George Burns
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

I regret to inform you that your childhood has EXPIRED.
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

Funny Birthday Sayings
Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake.
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

"Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday." - Jon Foreman
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

Funny Birthday Sayings
"As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two." - Norman Wisdom
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

"This is the oldest you've ever been."
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

Funny Birthday Sayings
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime." - John Grier
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

"I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do." - Phyllis Diller
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# Funny Birthday Sayings

"Celebrate your journey of life." - Lailah Gifty Akita
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