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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
JokesDEC 30, 2022

Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes

Linas Simonaitis
Džiugas Ožekauskas
Linas Simonaitis and Džiugas Ožekauskas
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Humor is unique to every individual. Some prefer simple up-dog jokes, while others prefer to crack some one-liners. They are all fun and innocent. However, one group of jokes that are polarizing among people are the classic dark humor jokes. If used in the wrong way, a dark humor joke can lead to some unforeseen consequences. With so many jokes and categories to choose from, why is it that dark jokes are the ones that get said a lot more — is it the idea behind them?
Well, one thing is for sure, if you don’t get the dark joke at first — you might have to think about it for a while. Dark humor is something that either you have or do not. The best dark humor jokes you’ll probably hear are those that are innocent on the surface but are pretty deep in their hidden message. They are also quite combinable — what will you get when you combine dark humor with dad jokes? Well, you’re going to get some pretty funny dark dad jokes. But don’t mix dark humor with something controversial — you might offend some people this way.
Want some dark, safe-for-work jokes? Well, you should look up some of the best dark jokes on the internet. Lucky for you, here at Bored Panda, we’re coming at you with some funny dark humor jokes. Take a look at the list below and if a joke put a smile on your face, be sure to upvote it for a better chance of others seeing it. Have a better variation? Leave a comment below. Just be careful where you use these jokes cause some people might not get them, or worse, get offended!

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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
cottonbro studio
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
RUMEYSA AYDIN
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177puntos

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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
"Just say NO to drugs!"
Well, If I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
MART PRODUCTION
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175puntos

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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Jared Rice
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
I asked my partner if I was the only one she’s been with.  
She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights.”
Kelly Sikkema
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
A wife was cleaning 12-year-old son’s bedroom. When she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags, she asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I definitely wouldn’t spank him.”
Alex Green
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around”.
Andrea Piacquadio
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Edgar Colomba
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
Wife: "I’m pregnant."
Husband: "Hi pregnant, I’m dad."
Wife: "No, you’re not."
Sander Sammy
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Marcelo Leal
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
My family is like a treasure to me. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
Nadjib BR
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
Pavel Danilyuk
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather, Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Georgia de Lotz
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Cassie Lafferty
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Towfiqu barbhuiya
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Pat Kwon
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
If at first, you don’t succeed… Then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Kamil Pietrzak
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
Shout out to my grandma since that’s the only way she can hear you.
RepentAnd SeekChristJesus
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Call Me Fred
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Brighten Up A Day With These 50 Dark Humor Jokes
I’ve spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… But no one will do it.
Sander Sammy
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