In the world of funny jokes, there’s one category that’s way funnier and way cuter than the rest. Have any guesses? Well, of course, it’s a sure shot as we can all agree that those jokes definitely, absolutely, obviously are animal jokes. Same as the animals themselves - curious, hilarious, and adorable - these cool jokes will most likely make you go ‘awww’ and ‘hee haw’ at the very same time. Dare to disagree? Then check out our collection of the very best animal jokes without succumbing to the charms of the fauna and without losing your socks writhing in joy. If you do succeed in avoiding these expressive matters, though, then we congratulate you on being the most imperturbable person on the face of the Earth.
Anyhoo, why don’t we talk about the cuteness of these awesome jokes and the animals themselves a bit more? Talking about round, fluffy, squishy, and peculiar beings is, after all, one of our favorite things to do! So, no need for high-stakes betting on the topics discussed in these hilarious jokes, for there will definitely be sharp-clawed kittens, snotty-nosed puppies, beady-eyed field mice, smooth-skinned piglets, and sharp-toothed crocodiles who promise to see you after a while. And if these animals are too regular for your taste, then how about some adorable jokes on aye-ayes, pink fairy armadillos, and ocelots? We sure do have some of those, too!
But, before we get a prominent toothache from listing the sweetness you are about to witness with your eyes and your heart, why don’t we go to the actual animal jokes just a bit further down? Once you are there, give your generous vote for the funniest (or the most charming) of them all, so they will proudly take their spot at the top of this list. Once this step is fulfilled, share these clever jokes with your friends. That is, if you wish to see them turning into mush from this cotton candy sweetness of animal jokes.
#101
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt penguin!
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#102
What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?
You’re purrr-fect for me.
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#103

A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender says, "I don't know. What does he look like?"
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#104
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
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#105
What’s black and white and blue?
A depressed zebra.
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#106

There were 10 cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many are left?
None, because they were copycats.
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#107
Why are tigers, terrible storytellers?
Because they only have one tail.
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#108
Where are fish in orbit?
In trout-er space.
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#109

Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moosicals!
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#110
“We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on homework.” - Alex Baze
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#111
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.
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#112

Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they play in black-and-white.
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#113
What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?
Big ones!
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#114
What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A rocker spaniel!
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#115

Why are elephants never rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
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#116
Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A Chi-ha-ha!
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#117
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
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#118

Yeah, I’d probably freak out too if a raven flew into my house.
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