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74 Funny Newspaper Headlines That Make You Wonder If The World Is Going Mad
FunnyMAY 17, 2026

74 Funny Newspaper Headlines That Make You Wonder If The World Is Going Mad

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Our own problems usually feel like the biggest thing happening in the world. Forget global fuel shortages and trade disputes—if the municipal government is repainting parking lines or neighborhood teens have tagged the bus stop again, that’s much more urgent.
The Facebook page ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers’ collects some of the most unhinged, funny, and unexpectedly entertaining headlines ever published in local papers.
Most of them wouldn’t get picked up by national TV channels, but they show how journalists are needed at every level to capture the stories that matter, even if for a smaller circle.
More info: Facebook

Coleman believes that should there be an American version of ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers,’ it would look very different.

“The American press is very different. They’re all trying to win the Pulitzer Prize, whereas British journalists always start with a strong top line, you know, ‘This happened today’. The American press is always, ‘It started off with an innocent trip to the zoo and it ended in tragedy’ — every single one of them does that. You’re down the fourth, fifth, sixth paragraph before you find out what the story is about because they’re too busy telling a ‘story story’ rather than a news story,” he said.

“They don’t tend to have the photography that we do, it’s always a picture of the scene — they don’t tend to go for the personal photography. Canada is a lot like ours, and Australia is like ours, only turned up to eleven.”

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