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30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
CuriositiesMAR 23, 2023

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans

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When Americans make the trek across the pond and visit Europe for the first time, there are plenty of differences they might notice: a wide variety of languages, new foods, accessible public transit, paying to use a public restroom, and being made fun of for using the word ‘restroom’ in the first place.
One Reddit user was curious about what people from the US have observed in Europe, so they recently asked Americans to share the hot takes they think Europeans aren’t ready to hear. Readers did not hold back in the replies, from concerns about smoking to pointing out racist behavior, so we’ve gathered some of the most thought-provoking answers below. Enjoy reading what Americans have to say about Europe, and be sure to upvote the points you agree with, whether you’re from the US, Europe or anywhere else in the world!

#1

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
We are actually pretty smart as a nation. The stupid ones are just the loudest and the most annoying
183points

#2

When I lived in Germany:
German Girl: “I’ve read that Mexicans in Los Angeles experience a lot of racism.”
Me: “Yes, Mexican people in Los Angeles do experience racism. Probably similar to the Turks here in Germany.”
German Girl: “That’s different. The Turks aren’t suitable here. They don’t fit in.”
158points

#3

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
Racism isn’t just an American thing.
141points

#4

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
The way people drive in Italy makes me understand why they're so religious.
139points

#5

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
Y'all are getting fat too.
134points

#6

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
When people say "Americans are ______" I feel like they don't realize how huge America is. We span 6 timezones which makes it hard to be consistent in anything and it's really impossible to lump us ALL into a single group.
130points

#7

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
Stop trading insults with us by saying "school shootings" and then dropping the mic. Many of us are also horrified by the gun violence in this country, but using dead children to win an argument about who has better food does you no credit.
127points

#8

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
Public toilets being free should be a standard
118points

#9

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
Most every European I've met who hasn't been here before has been totally unprepared for the massive size of the US
115points

#10

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
British people mock us for using Imperial measurements and then still order pints at the pub and use “stones” as a measurement of weight.
107points

#11

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
Quit smoking
98points

#12

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
Americans have big portion sizes in restaurants because we have a big leftovers culture. While some people will eat their whole meal, it’s completely normal if you don’t and you’ll be offered a to-go box to take it home. There isn’t really a big expectation to finish your meal at restaurants.
89points

#13

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
You’re gonna need air conditioners in your homes pretty soon.
84points

#14

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
We know other countries do it differently. I am sick of how everytime an American explains their problems, someone pipes in with "well in my country we do it this way". We know. We know our healthcare, politics, and media are f****d, there are a lot complicated reasons for why and simply saying that your country doesn't do it that way isn't helping anything.
79points

#15

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are yummy.
75points

#16

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
Our ideas of foreign cuisine are basically products of the immigrant experience.
72points

#17

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
Europe is more racist than the US in many ways, but it’s not politicized like it is in the USA. I have black American friends who have been told they can’t eat inside certain restaurants in Europe which would never happen in the US today. Not to mention the way the Roma/g*psies are discussed by Europeans. I was shocked to hear such casual racism there. Often while criticizing the racism in the USA.
66points

#18

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
The boring chit chat y’all hate is actually pretty great. Just because someone says hi doesn’t mean they want something from you.
66points

#19

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
You have a drinking problem. It’s not a thing to brag about.
The level of alcoholism in some areas of Europe is troubling. I’m amazed at how often people miss work as a result. The levels of colorectal cancer are also twice the rest of the world in countries with the highest consumption.
65points

#20

30 Things Europeans Are Just Not Ready To Hear, According To Americans
There are actually more states than Texas, New York, and California.
63points
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