Has't thee ev'r been so malt-worm thee hadst the most wondrous idea? That, but in modern English, has become one of the most entertaining inquiries in the history of Reddit, and you wouldn’t believe what incredibly amazing ideas people had and then shared for the whole internet to see until you read them yourself. Thus, we invite you to check out our compilation of the most amazing ideas people had while slightly more inebriated than usual.
Sure, sure, some of these ideas and inventions were already present at the time when the visions came to these drunkards' heads. But can you imagine the feeling of Eureka! when you are certain that you just invented socks?!? Despite wearing them since the day you were born?!?! Now that’s a thrill and a height we all would like to feel someday. Besides inventing the wheel, some of these malt-worms did have some truly original ideas for restaurants, commercials, amusement parks, movies, and even wedding days to be remembered for decades to come. However, if we start naming them, you would simply express your disbelief in our tall tales, so you better read them yourself!
Again, all of these stories are very real and absolutely true (just like all the things on the internet) and were shared in this absolutely ingenious Reddit thread. We picked the greatest and put them on this list; however, you can still rank them to your liking by voting on the incredible ideas that stunned you the most. After that, share this article with your friends to either make their day that much more fun or inspire them to… Uhm, express their ideas freely, just like these people did!
#61
"Got so high that thought I solved the key to being happy. I wrote the answer down in my iPhone notes and checked it the next morning. 'Everything we do is just a feeling.'"
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20points
#62
"My friend got high and decided to take the air filter off his car because more air, more combustion in the engine = faster car. He actually did it. He drove that way for a while. He didn't get more speed but did manage to get a seized - up and ruined engine."
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19points
#63
"I was thinking about pollution and how they should invent the machine that converts CO2 to oxygen. Using solar power. Yeah..."
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18points
#64
"Doritos pizza, I didn't know what part of the pizza was Doritos but it was in there."
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18points
#65
"I was on acid and had a revelation that I had to make the next google. I have no idea what it means to be the next Google but regardless it felt like the best idea in the world. The feeling of checking my notes app the next day for the grand idea I had and seeing ‘be the next Google’ was hilarious."
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17points
#67
"I wrote a song I thought was really beautiful... turned out it was, 'Carry On My Wayward Son.'"
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17points
#69
"Magnetic brake pads for your car. I don’t think it would work as well as I originally thought it would."
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17points
#70
"You know about powdered sugar right? I taught to make powdered salt."
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17points
#71
"My friends and I got crazy high/drunk one night and convinced each other to open a Bar and Sports grill right off our exit in our small town. Everyone thought it was great. The next day we woke up and only one guy was serious the rest of us knew it was nothing more than a high fantasy."
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17points
#72
"So eagles have super good eyesight, right? Like being able to see rabbits and mice from miles type eyesight.
I theorized that you could use the ‘reward specific behavior’ type stuff to train eagles to identify things that would normally be hidden to the human eye.
Like snipers, AA placements, people, etc.
Then I got sober and realized how much of a nightmare that would be to actually do."
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16points
#73
"Instead of electric bikes, why not just have people that’s gonna work out push normal bikes?"
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16points
#74
"One time when I was tripping I wrote down this whole page of numbers and swore it was the answer. The answer to what I don't know lol I just kept saying "it's all about the digits.'"
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15points
#75
"My grand idea was to put caramelized onions in my hamburger helper. Yeah, it was good but not as mind-blowing as I thought it would be when I was high as a kite."
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15points


