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50 Time Chefs Failed To Follow A Recipe And Made The Worst Substitutions Possible (New Pics)
FoodMAR 29, 2024

50 Time Chefs Failed To Follow A Recipe And Made The Worst Substitutions Possible (New Pics)

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It’s often said that cooking is an art, while baking is a science. But in both of these cases, it doesn’t mean that you can add chaotic things into the mix and think that everything will magically work out for you. If you’re relying on luck instead of logic or the recipe, you’re going to have a bad time.
‘I Didn’t Have Eggs’ is a fascinating and funny subreddit that shares negative reviews by people who cannot follow recipes and then complain that the dish is bad. Very often, they substitute essential ingredients for wildly different ones or choose cheaper products instead of high-quality ones. Scroll down to confirm that following even simple recipes is an insurmountable challenge for some amateur chefs. 

#1 Found In An Old Church Recipe Book

Found In An Old Church Recipe Book
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#2 Blender Chocolate Mousse

Blender Chocolate Mousse
233points

#3 "4 Cups Of Apple Cider Vinegar To 2 Bottles Of Wine Was Absurd." Yes It Was

"4 Cups Of Apple Cider Vinegar To 2 Bottles Of Wine Was Absurd." Yes It Was
196points

When it comes to following recipes, the best advice that anyone can give is to read through the entire thing thoroughly. More than once, if possible! That way, you can avoid a ton of mistakes because you’ll know what to expect. You’ll know what specific ingredients you’ll need.

You’ll know what tools you should have available in your kitchen. And you’ll know the general time frame that your awesome cooking or baking marvel is going to require.

#4 Today In “Not Every Recipe Is For You”

Today In “Not Every Recipe Is For You”
182points

#5 On A Recipe For Fish Pie. Love That They Got Called Out On It!

On A Recipe For Fish Pie. Love That They Got Called Out On It!
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#6 Didn't Have Eggs... On A Recipe For Egg Tarts

Didn't Have Eggs... On A Recipe For Egg Tarts
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When you’re familiar with the recipe, you can prepare in advance. You can buy all the ingredients that you’re missing at home instead of having to rely on substitutions or rushing to the local store while you’re in the middle of cooking.

Not only that, but you can do a lot of the prep work in advance to save you some time. 

#7 Proper Rating

Proper Rating
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#8 Cream Is Cream, Right?

Cream Is Cream, Right?
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#9 This Recipe For Thanksgiving Stuffing

This Recipe For Thanksgiving Stuffing
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The r/ididnthaveeggs subreddit is a fairly large one, boasting 321k members from all around the world at the time of writing. The idea behind the group is very simple. It’s meant to gently poke fun at home chefs who leave terrible recipe reviews. First, they don’t follow the recipes. Next, they complain that the recipes are somehow to blame for their failed results.

#10 1 Star Because An Ingredient Is Toxic To Dogs

1 Star Because An Ingredient Is Toxic To Dogs
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#11 That’s Not How Reviews Work

That’s Not How Reviews Work
138points

#12 Recipe For A London Broil Marinade. There Indeed Is No Pepsi Or Coke

Recipe For A London Broil Marinade. There Indeed Is No Pepsi Or Coke
125points

The content shared by the members of the subreddit is great for a few laughs. And it’s proof that some folks will go to amazing lengths to blame everyone and anyone for their mistakes but themselves. Humility and the ability to take responsibility for one’s (in)actions are a huge part of being a mature grownup.

They’re also useful skills if you aim to grow as a professional in any field. If you only ever try to dodge any and all blame, you only end up slowing your own learning progress.

#13 On A Recipe For Sheet Pan Caramel Apples

On A Recipe For Sheet Pan Caramel Apples
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#14 Nice To See Someone Actually Admit Their Mistake

Nice To See Someone Actually Admit Their Mistake
119points

#15 Reading This One Activated My Flight Or Fight Response

Reading This One Activated My Flight Or Fight Response
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If you’re planning on being a member of this sub, then you’ve got to do your best to follow the rules as set out by the small but dedicated team of moderators. For one, everyone’s expected to behave in a civil manner. “We aren't here to mercilessly mock anyone; stay on the snark side of the snark/mockery line,” they urge everyone.

#16 This Recipe Doesn’t Tell Me When To Use Chocolate Chips

This Recipe Doesn’t Tell Me When To Use Chocolate Chips
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#17 'hope You Can Find A Recipe That Better Suits Your Skill Level'

'hope You Can Find A Recipe That Better Suits Your Skill Level'
102points

#18 Okay Nathan

Okay Nathan
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The moderators also remind everyone that not only should you behave politely when interacting with your fellow redditors, but you should also give some grace to the people whose reviews get posted on the subreddit. Gentle criticism and humor are fine.

Mean-spirited mockery is stepping over some boundaries. It’s important to remember that even delusional amateur chefs who can’t follow recipes are people, too. And everyone deserves at least some basic respect.

#19 I Think They Should Reread Their Review

I Think They Should Reread Their Review
97points

#20 I Followed The Recipe, Except I Didn’t

I Followed The Recipe, Except I Didn’t
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