Some people will do anything for love, but they won't do that.
And by "that," I mean "exercise common sense."
History and literature are filled with ill-advised and dangerous ways to express love, which include chopping off one's own ear (don't Gogh there, Vincent) and turning into a peacock to screw one's own sister (Zeus sees family reunions the way the rest of us view Tinder).
One particularly sadistic suitor asked AITA and shows why the traditional dinner-and-a-movie might not be such a bad idea after all.
What better way to say "I Love You" than with genocide on an incalculable scale?
"Chocolates are so commercially crass," he says after single-handedly increasing the profits of the funeral industry by infinity percent.
Hallmark and other card-making companies were less fortunate since they did not have time to prepare a category for "Condolences for your loss and congratulations on your resurrection" sympathy/celebration cards.
The majority of the responders agreed that the poster was in the wrong.
