Some of us always have our heads in the clouds, literally. Whether it be dreaming about joining the cabin crew, becoming a pilot, or just traveling and exploring new destinations, it’s an altogether different experience, isn’t it?
Sitting in some corner, passing the long transit hours, consuming the umpteenth cup of overpriced coffee, or watching the motley assembly of the airport crowd. Whether you are obsessed with flying or hate it with all your heart and would rather travel in old-fashioned carriages than planes, airplane jokes work for everyone.
Why Airplane Jokes or Plane Puns?
Airplane puns can be either a distraction to make you forget your anxiety (or flight phobia) or a reminder that it has been too long since your last trip, so maybe you should start planning a new one. These plane memes can also help you kill time during an extra-long layover. Humor always saves the day!
However, one word of advice: abstain from telling your jokes to the plane crew, especially if they are morbid. Even if you find your airplane meme very funny, the flight attendant probably won’t be impressed. For one, they have heard it more than they care to remember. And secondly, when you work such a high-pressure job as they do, pilot jokes seem far less funny to them than they might seem to you.
Funniest Airplane Puns to Fly High With Laughter
Here is a punny compilation of airplane jokes. While some are quite plane jokes (pun intended), some might make you fall down your seat. Alright then, ready to take off and land in the jokes? Let’s get to it!
#1
What’s the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
An optimist created the airplane; a pessimist created the seatbelts.
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#2
A propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane to keep the pilot cool… when it stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating.
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#3
Why did the airplane get sent to his room?
Bad altitude.
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#4
"I don’t find airplane jokes funny. To me, they’re just really Boeing."
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#5
"I asked a flight attendant to change my seat because of a crying baby next to me. It turns out you can’t do that if the baby is yours."
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#6
A passenger, in panic, asked if the airplane was going the right way. To which Yoda responded, “Off course, we are.”
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#7
Two pilots are discussing piloting. One asks, “Why did you become a pilot?” One asks, “Why did you become a pilot?” He responds, “To overcome my fears.” The other asks, “Which one? Heights?” To which he responds, “Dying alone.”
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#8
"I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case."
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#9
"I’m a helicopter instructor. It has its ups and downs."
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#10
Everyone knows two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
An airplane.
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#11
Who invented the first airplane that wouldn’t fly?
The Wrong Brothers.
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#12
It was mealtime on an airplane, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some dinner. “What are my choices?” the passenger asked. “Yes or no,” she replied.
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#13
What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
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#14
What do you call an airplane that flies backward?
A receding airline.
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#15
What happens to a bad airplane joke?
It never lands.
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#16
Why do Stormtroopers make the best pilots?
They never hit anything.
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#17
What do you call the movie where pilots fight to take off?
The Hanger Games.
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#18
Why did everyone scream when I held the door open for them?
We were on a plane.
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#19
A man parachuted out of an airplane, and his chute did not open. As he headed for almost certain death, he saw a man coming up toward him through the air from the ground. As the man zoomed by, the man headed down asked, “Do you know anything about parachutes?” The man replied in passing, “No, you know anything about gas stoves?”
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#20
Flight Announcement: “Last one off the plane has to clean it.”
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