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67 Adventure Time Quotes That Are Purely Wacky (Yet Profound)

67 Adventure Time Quotes That Are Purely Wacky (Yet Profound)

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In the kooky land of Adventure Time, where talking candy and shape-shifting dogs roam, anything goes. And where there’s absurdity, there is also wisdom! Yeah, it might be behind a curtain of lunacy, but what’s lunacy, if not saneness amplified by the power of the human imagination (or some mind-altering substances)? 
Anyhoo, we all know what Adventure Time is about here (definitely about the meaning of life), so why don’t we skip the accolades and get straight to the topic here, which is Adventure Time quotes! So, onwards and forwards, my dear friends, and let’s check out the best, the most profound, and the funniest Adventure Time quotes together. 
Now, although we’ve already agreed that quotes from Adventure Time are basically wiser than Yoda himself, we cannot deny that some of them also touch on a bit more of the menial side of things. Food, for instance, plays a huge role in Adventure Time Finn quotes, while being a geek is sort of a hobby horse for Lumpy Space Princess. But that’s okay! Not every quote has to be a deep quote to make us feel something, even if it’s just laughter (or hunger, dammit; why do they talk so much about sandwiches!).
So, ready to take a look at our collection of funny, deep, and downright sad Adventure Time quotes? Sure you are. Scroll on down below, check out the submissions, and give your vote to the best quotes so they find their way to the top of this very list!

#1 Respect the glitch in their code

Respect the glitch in their code
"People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just need to respect it." -Princess Bubblegum
34points

#2 Starting ugly is still starting

Starting ugly is still starting
"Suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.” - Jake the Dog
24points

#3 Not Always a Meme Moment

Not Always a Meme Moment
"When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke. But sometimes, life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light." - BMO
24points

#4 Can’t Win Without the Chaos

Can’t Win Without the Chaos
"To live life you need problems. If you get everything you want the minute you want it what's the point of living?" - Jake the Dog
24points

#5 Forever messed up, still iconic

Forever messed up, still iconic
"When I became a vampire, I was just a messed-up kid. Now it’s a thousand years later and I’m still messed up!" – Marceline the Vampire Queen
24points

#6 Priorities, but make it edible

Priorities, but make it edible
"I love food more than I love people." - Jake the Dog
23points

#7 When Your Mind Cranks the Scare Up

When Your Mind Cranks the Scare Up
"You are letting your brain dial turn your fear volume up." - Finn the Human
22points

#8 Mood: Overthinking Level Expert

Mood: Overthinking Level Expert
"Being crazy is hard. You're getting hung up on imaginary problems. You gotta focus on what's real." - Jake the Dog
22points

#9 When Imagination Goes Rogue

When Imagination Goes Rogue
"I was just playing around with my imagination, and then things got intense." - Jake the Dog
22points

#10 Baking Fail or Bank Bail?

Baking Fail or Bank Bail?
"Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro." - Jake the Dog
21points

#11 Fitness? More like myth-ness.

Fitness? More like myth-ness.
"I never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding!" – Finn the Human
21points

#12 Deep Thoughts from the Dark Side

Deep Thoughts from the Dark Side
“I say creepy is just another label we used to distance ourselves from stuff we don’t understand. Or that it reminds us of something in ourselves that we’re not comfortable with. It just ain’t a real thing, you know? Unless you choose to believe it.” – Finn the Human
20points

#13 Meet My Hangry Roommate

Meet My Hangry Roommate
"Sometimes, I think there’s a monster who lives in my stomach, and that’s why I’m hungry all the time." - Jake the Dog
20points

#14 Sad vibes, the real creative fuel

Sad vibes, the real creative fuel
"Is that where creativity comes from? From sad biz?" – Finn the Human
20points

#15 Ammo Belt Energy

Ammo Belt Energy
"Sure my waist is bigger but that just means more bullets in my ammo belt." - Margaret
20points

#16 Squad Goals, No Questions Asked

Squad Goals, No Questions Asked
"Homies help homies, always." – Finn the Human
20points

#17 Not All Villains Wear Black

Not All Villains Wear Black
"I don’t think there are bad people. I think good people do bad stuff sometimes, and that’s bad. But if you just do it once, that’s a mistake. And that’s not bad." - Marceline the Vampire Queen
19points

#18 Inner glow > surface show

Inner glow > surface show
"You don’t need a mirror to look good. You’re beautiful on the inside." - Finn the Human
19points

#19 Commitment Issues: Just Me and My Bed

Commitment Issues: Just Me and My Bed
"I want to marry my bed." - Jake the Dog
19points

#20 Heart says yes, science can wait

Heart says yes, science can wait
"Well, no. I mean, if you feel something, you feel something. It’s not about personality matrixes and charts, it’s all about the bu-bumps in your heart. You can’t stop the pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps!" – Jake the Dog
19points
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