If someone asks you to name a few of the best things from your college days, most of you would definitely mention at least one amazing professor. Even though we often think of educators as people with dull and strict personalities who just can't miss an opportunity to discipline us, this trope is not prevalent in real life. There are many teachers and professors, who are remembered by their students as funny, kind and just simply adorable. Take for instance this professor, who prompted her student named Ellie to actually collect all of the funny and wholesome things she has said during the classes. She named the list "A running tally of adorable things my 20-something-year-old math prof has said" and each quote will make you want to have this guy as your math professor. Sadly not all of us are so lucky but at least we can read about educators like him. So, don't hesitate and scroll below for the list of things she has said!
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#21
“Google maps should be able to tell you how many douchebags are on your route. Yes, Ellie, I remember every instance you’ve told me about.”
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48points
#22
“You think you guys have it hard ‘cause you have to do a page of math homework? I have 10 credits worth of classes, which is a FULL LOAD for a grad student, my teaching job, my OTHER job… I haven’t slept in so long. Who has coffee. No, [screw] red bull I don’t drink that [crap] unless I’m desperate”
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46points
#23
Him: “Matrices really get me going”
Me: “Uh, what?”
Him: “That means it makes you excited right?”
Me: “Yes but probably not the way you wanted to mean”
Me: “Uh, what?”
Him: “That means it makes you excited right?”
Me: “Yes but probably not the way you wanted to mean”
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45points
#24
Him: “Uh….. I really should’ve worked this problem out beforehand. I forget how to do it.”
TA: “Dude aren’t you learning theoretical math? This is ALGEBRA”
Him: “Shhhhhhhhh”
TA: “Dude aren’t you learning theoretical math? This is ALGEBRA”
Him: “Shhhhhhhhh”
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44points
#25
Him: “You have FOUR SHOTS of caffeine in your coffee…. is your heart gonna explode”
Me: “Actually, maybe, I forgot to take my heart meds this morning”
Him, doing a perfect impression of the caveman spongebob meme: “WHAT THE [HE LL] ELL IE”
Me: “Actually, maybe, I forgot to take my heart meds this morning”
Him, doing a perfect impression of the caveman spongebob meme: “WHAT THE [HE LL] ELL IE”
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35points
#26
“You know, they used to call Richmond ‘fist city’. Why are you laughing”
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30points
#27
“You know, space jam came on TV the other day. That’s one heck of a movie, kids”
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28points

