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30 Times People Spotted Employers Who Were ‘Choosing Beggars’ And Just Had To Shame Them Online
FailsFEB 16, 2022

30 Times People Spotted Employers Who Were ‘Choosing Beggars’ And Just Had To Shame Them Online

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Picture a job ad: skilled, bilingual manager with higher education diploma and 5 years of previous experience wanted. Well, you may expect this solid role would be well-paid, but in the world of Choosing Beggars this is not the case.
In fact, more and more employers are looking for workers with impressive resumes and a set of ludicrous requirements, only to offer them pennies in return. Thanks to the subreddit Choosing Beggars that is notorious for calling out greedy and delusional people like this, we have a lot of real-life cases to look at. From a church that expects 10% of their employee's pay back to a company that’s looking for a bilingual manager to take charge of a team for $8 an hour, some of the job ads are hard to believe.
Also, scroll down for our interview with Dawn Moss, the founder of “Your Interview Coach,” who has been helping both candidates and hiring managers through the recruitment and selection process since 2013. She happily shared insights into the job market today and explained why some employers have such high requirements for little salaries. Dawn also has some tips on what to do if you ever receive a delusional offer!

#1 Sister Sent Me This... She Was Blocked Immediately After

Sister Sent Me This... She Was Blocked Immediately After
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To find out what an expert has to say about high expectations and low salaries offered in the job market, Bored Panda spoke with Dawn Moss. “I've worked with hundreds of hiring managers in lots of different disciplines and this is one of the common situations; low salary and high expectations for the job,” she said. “To be fair to all the hiring managers out there, they are often given a budget and want to get as much as they can with the money they have!”

#2 You Better Be Reliable And On Time For This Incredibly Below Minimum Wage Job!

You Better Be Reliable And On Time For This Incredibly Below Minimum Wage Job!
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#3 Job Ad: Caretaker Work For Free! No Wage! Bonus Power, Water And Bathroom Access!

Job Ad: Caretaker Work For Free! No Wage! Bonus Power, Water And Bathroom Access!
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#4 Maybe You Wouldn't Be On The Third Nanny If You Paid More Than $10/Hr?

Maybe You Wouldn't Be On The Third Nanny If You Paid More Than $10/Hr?
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Dawn also explained that it won't be a surprise to most people that the workplace has gone through massive changes recently. “It means employers are looking for individuals with more technical and behavioral competencies,” she said and added that “the workplace was changing fast even before the pandemic, environmental considerations, technology, big data, AI, political influences, social demographics, the list goes on.”

#5 Trump Lovers Must Apply!

Trump Lovers Must Apply!
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#6 Best Job Ever

Best Job Ever
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#7 $8-9/Hr, Manager, Urgently Hiring, On Call, Weekends, English And Spanish, Drivers License, And A Positive Attitude Required For Consideration!

$8-9/Hr, Manager, Urgently Hiring, On Call, Weekends, English And Spanish, Drivers License, And A Positive Attitude Required For Consideration!
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“It can seem overwhelming when a candidate looks at the job advert and job description with the long list of criteria, tasks, responsibilities, etc. In my experience as an in-house recruiter, this job description was often a 'wish list,'” Dawn told us. “The hiring managers would take that job to market (job boards, agencies, social media, etc.) and see who was looking, who was interested in the job, and see what they could get for the salary,” she said.

Moreover, the job description is also what we tend to think of as the 'end product.' “This means the hiring managers and recruiters aren't necessarily looking for a candidate to 'tick' all of the boxes. Of course, it's great if they find someone who does match most or all of the criteria.”

#8 Good Luck!

Good Luck!
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#9 I Want A Full Crew Of Experienced Filmmakers, Own Equipment Preferred, "You Should Expect Overall Zero-Budget Project With No Pay"

I Want A Full Crew Of Experienced Filmmakers, Own Equipment Preferred, "You Should Expect Overall Zero-Budget Project With No Pay"
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#10 Agriculture Suas Drone Pilot - Doctorate (Preferred) - So...$120k In Student Debt For An $18 Per Hour Job

Agriculture Suas Drone Pilot - Doctorate (Preferred) - So...$120k In Student Debt For An $18 Per Hour Job
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Dawn explained that the job description is a measurement of what the hiring managers would like someone to work towards. “So candidates should keep this in mind when applying for the job and demonstrate not just their fit to the job now, but their potential to meet the criteria in the future. For example, if you have no experience but you are undertaking a qualification, training course, certificate, etc., be sure to add these things to your cover letter and CV.”

“Also, keep in mind that it can be a benefit to the business if a candidate doesn't 'tick' all of the boxes,” Dawn said and added that “they are more likely to stick around for a little longer, be highly motivated to meet the new challenges, and have a balance between bringing lots of skills and experience to the job but also lots of opportunities to learn and develop in the job.”

#11 Wants A Masters Degree For A Minimum Wage Job

Wants A Masters Degree For A Minimum Wage Job
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#12 Ah Yes,$ 150 A Week For A Job With Brimful Moment Hours

Ah Yes,$ 150 A Week For A Job With Brimful Moment Hours
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#13 Yeah We Want You To Be A Loyal Worker, Yeah We Will Pay You The Absolute Minimum Wage, And Yeah No Mercy On Your Soul

Yeah We Want You To Be A Loyal Worker, Yeah We Will Pay You The Absolute Minimum Wage, And Yeah No Mercy On Your Soul
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According to the recruitment expert, the workplace is getting more and more demanding. “Therefore, the skills required to deal with fast-paced working environments and staying ahead of the competition mean employers are less realistic.” And Dawn believes that the speed and pace of change won't slow down in the near future. “Stress levels in the workplace have increased over the last few years and are still increasing,” she added.

#14 First Post Here, What The Hell?

First Post Here, What The Hell?
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#15 Nanny Job So Good You Should Pay Them To Do It

Nanny Job So Good You Should Pay Them To Do It
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#16 Entry Level Help Needed!

Entry Level Help Needed!
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“Certainly, people are now talking about wanting to spend more quality time with their friends and family and some have enjoyed working from home and the balance that adds to their lifestyles. The conversation has started up again about the 4-day working week,” Dawn explained and added that it will certainly be an interesting trial and topic to follow. 

Meanwhile, her advice for the applicant who receives a clearly delusional salary offer is to try to get an idea of the salary or the salary range before going through the entire recruitment process. “If there's a number you can call to get more information or have an informal chat, always call them. This is a genuine invitation to call and start a conversation, but also start the relationship.”

#17 Like Who In The Hell Would Agree To This?

Like Who In The Hell Would Agree To This?
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#18 Girlfriend Is Looking For Jobs, Found An Opening For Slave Labor

Girlfriend Is Looking For Jobs, Found An Opening For Slave Labor
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#19 Everything About This Job Listing

Everything About This Job Listing
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Having said that, Dawn warns not to make the salary the first question! “If you are genuinely interested in the job and the company, you will ask questions about these first, you may wish to share a brief and interesting summary of your experience and how it matches the job—don't waffle on and on... Then you can approach them about the remuneration and benefits.” She also said it’s important to let the person know you don't want to waste their time first (of course you don't want them to waste yours either).

#20 Looking For A Rn Job, And They Wonder Why There Is A Shortage

Looking For A Rn Job, And They Wonder Why There Is A Shortage
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