Hey yall. I know people have been asking questions for a while now. SO, I decided to write this. The home of MIley Cyrus, a.k.a ____'s house. Was found abandoned. At 4 a.m. yesterday. If you'd like, you can VENMO me 100$ to help with the cause. I am very talented and can save over 50 people's lives at a time. So, I think this shake shack won't be that hard to re build to it's mint condition. Which is abandoned. Please help with this cause.
Anyway. Let's get down to da bizz. We need over 7,980 to help Miley Cyrus rebuild her from rags to riches. Or shall I say. From Garbage beans to Hello kitty. https://www.scientology.org/ and view-source:https://www.boredpanda.com/add-new-post/?pid=3633588. These links just show..wait a minute. *clicks*.....*Searches on google*......*reads*......*hmmmm*....Oh...uhhh.....Yeah. um don't click on those.
SO, now we have a personal guest coming on today, to talk about a true story. The celebrity is Zac Efron. Here's waht he said.
"Yeah I'm cousins with Harry styles. Anyway, it was around 2a.m. and, wait are you recording this?" Me: "No...."
Him: "Okay, well, here we go then, and you won't post this?" me: JUST GO!"
Him: "Okay. okay. Yes. Okay. It was around 2 a.m. when I fell asleep and I heard this noise at the door. I didn't have to answer it. I knew he was here. Dan. CHARLES. Well, he was after me. He had a knife. And he came into the house. This is back when I lived in my mom's basemnet, like all thirty years old men. He killed my mom. So I was stuck in the basement, I used the tunnel, to go to the secret McDonlands. But it followed me. And that's kind of the end."
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ABANDONED SHAKE SHACK BEFORE
Well, this is Alaska, Canada. Yes. If you didn't know, I like facts. So I said Alaska, is in Canada. Thanks. :D
ABANDONED SHAKE SHACK AFTER PICTURE
Looks like a cat has knocked over, yet another candle in Alaska.
MILEY CYRUS ABSOULUTE ROCK BOTTOM
