Yes, this is real. And no, we’re not sorry.
We’re not your grandma’s toilet paper (even though she stars in our ad). We’re bleach-free, plastic-free, planet-friendly, and here to wipe out the boring TP aisle forever.
Skid Slayer is soft, strong, and made from renewable bamboo but wrapped in wild, unhinged branding that’ll make you laugh while you save the environment.
We’re launching soon on Kickstarter, and early access is already live. If you care about your cheeks and the planet, go sign up.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/shuster/skid-slayer-bamboo-toilet-paper-that-kicks-ass
More info: skidslayer.com