‘Twas the night before New Year
& all through the town,
Every Who had gathered
for the midnight countdown.
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All except one
who had snuck away post-feast,
With a plan to release
his digested roast beast.
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He climbed to the roof
to pop a squat,
& leave them one last present
extra steamy & hot.
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Once he was planted,
he had the most amazing view,
A place to enjoy fireworks
while taking a poo.
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& just as he finished
with his dog-ish reindeer,
He turned to the town
& screamed..
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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