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Because I'm not just carrying around a hot chocolate for nothing.
Besties need to know they're appreciated this year.
Obvs not - but if it's folklore it must be true.
To send to your friends desperate for a new POTUS next year.
For the pessimists of the world...
And it just so happens to be a beautiful Anthro pillow that I bought you... SOZ!
Elf on the Shelf burial site?!
For those poor souls with December birthdays.
Maybe a little bit of both?
It's fine, everything is fine.
Let mom and dad know the TRUTH this year.
Anyone that needs to hear this rn, hear it.
8 days of booze!
Well, it wasn't just going to say "Shalom"
He's just not interested in wishing you a Happy Hanukkah this year, is he
Not really kidding tho!
Because true holiday spirit comes in pretty glasses.
C'mon you know you wanted to do this when you were a teenager.
*gasps*
*shrug* Probs, anyway.
I'll take a thousand Christmas cookies, thx
Listen bro, it should be an honor to be related to this queen.
My, you're the best elf of all...
A dash? A pinch? A dusting? WTF there's so much of all of this.
Except wait, Christmas is a hoax invented by the Chinese right?
Maybe. Just maybe. (v likely)
Long distance friends get ready to check the mailbox.
