9 Witty Tote Bags That Totetally Needs To Be Carried By You Now, Literally.

IT'S A REAL BAG?!?!

Yes, time to let the cat out of the bag... Seriously, get it out.

But don't be a douchebag about it.

Although, emotional baggages can be cute too.

Awwww.. what a cute-tea!

I bag to differ, but your opinion is invalid.

And here's a huge bite to this scumbag... literally.

I guess.. it went into a black hole?

Yeah.. totetally getting these on my shoulders.