Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania has a lot of massage parlors that specialize in “happy endings”, so occasionally I like to look for Google reviews by people who were oblivious they walked into a den of prostitution.
1. Would Have Been Either His Best Or Worst Birthday Ever
2. You Had Me At ATM Machine
3. Yet She Keeps Coming Back
4. Happy Mother’s Day! I Hope You Like Staph Infections.
5. Glad He Enjoyed His “Different” Massage
6. They Never Look The Same As Their Pics
7. They Just Like The Short Commute
8. Knew He Was In Trouble, But What The Hey…
