Bored Panda
FunnyNOV 6, 2009

50 Cool and Creative Products by Fred & Friends

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Household items and their dull looks can leave us so uninspired to do our chores, that we tend to look away from that pile of clothes on the designated chair, tens of unwashed teacups, and constantly misplaced keys. If only there’d be a way to solve it all with some cool gadgets, right?
Enter Fred & Friends. If you haven’t already heard about them, these guys design weird but funny products that can make our mundane lives at least a tiny bit brighter. These novelty items look a bit crazy but are totally functional. Think of these time-saving tools as lifehacks in product form. We’d love to lay our paws on some of these gag gifts ourselves.
Their best kitchen gadgets include drumstick spatulas and an excellent handsaw cake cutter. And with a wine mug for the beer lover, Fred and Friends have enough creative ideas to cater to everyone’s needs. Scroll down to see our picks for the best gifts and innovative designs from these imaginative guys.
You can also find them on their online store.

TABLE SAW™

This weird product actually makes perfect sense. You can find Fred Table Saw for $7.99 at Amazon.com

WINESTEIN™

A beer-lover's wine glass or a wine-lover's beer glass? A great gift for either one! (No relation to the film director of the same name.)

MURDER, INK™

Show people that you're deadly serious with these sticky notes.

INSET™

A creative way to toss salads - Spork 2.0?

PORT-A-PINT™

A funny product for someone who needs a beer pronto.

HOW TIE™

This novelty item can teach you how to tie a tie.

TO-DO TATTOO™

The perfect solution for your shoddy short-term memory.

LOADED!™

Feeling a little cash-poor these days? Not to worry, you can at least look like you're loaded with this gag gift. It's all about the Benjamins.

EAR RING™

This weird product is pretty self-explanatory.

PLEASE HOLD™

The handy handset for your hand-held phone.

REVENGE!™

Ah, revenge is sweet, especially when extracted from your annoyingly loud neighbors! This gag gift features some disturbing noises and memorable tracks like Unhappy Dog, the agonizing squeal of Violin Practice, and the exquisitely excruciating din of House Party. So, don the handy earplugs that we've thoughtfully included, crank up the volume, and give your neighbors a taste of their own medicine.

BEER BELLY™

A creative idea for beer lovers short of an opener.

HELP!™

This funny product will make it look like a tiny person is sinking in your sink!

SHOWER MIC™

Sing in the shooOOOOoower!

BLACK BARS™

This weird product is great for anyone who needs instant anonymity.

FINGERFOOD™

Ultimate party multitasking.

LIGHT BITES™

Candles with handles.

PICK YOUR NOSE™

Party cups with personality.

PICK YOUR NOSE™ PARTY ANIMALS

Turn your nose into something WILD with these funny party cups.

LIT™

FROZEN SMILES™

Not your grandfather's ice tray. You can find Fred Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray for $5.48 at Amazon.com

COOL JAZZ™

Freeze, stir and chill. You can find Fred Cool Jazz Ice Cube Tray for $7.50 at Amazon.com

POUND™

Wood you like a snack? Turn your party into a hard hat zone with these ten-penny party picks. Perfectly suited for driving into your cheese cubes and "manning up" your martini. The finishing touch is our wood grain caddy made from food-safe foam with a weighted base.

500XL™

This cool gadget is bigger, better, and louder than the rest. Also suitable for giants with MP3 players.

TALK TO THE HAND™

Palm-sized sticky notes to tell it like it is.

TALK BUBBLE™

Start the conversation with these paperclips.

TOASTED NOTES™

The hot buttered desk accessory!

DELETE™

There's no ESC for flies with this novelty item!

TOOTHPICKUP™

A pickup truck for your picks.

OH, SNAP!™

Finally, someone's built a cheddar mousetrap. You can find Fred and Friends Oh Snap Cheese Cutter for $17.99 at Amazon.com

CALF & HALF™

The udderly irresistible creamer.

SMILE!™(With its built-in mirror)

Quick... is there anything stuck in my teeth?
It's always important to always look your best, especially at the dinner table. So, between appetizer and entree, sneak a peek at this funny product and banish that telltale spinach. With its built-in mirror, you'll eat, drink and be pretty.

ZING!™

launch your lunch
Everyone knows you shouldn't play with your food. But hey - sometimes you have to defend your dinner! Now there's a new weapon in your homeland security arsenal - load up a particularly mushy pea or corn niblet, aim, pull back the spring-loaded handle, and watch your food take flight. Zing!

OUCH!™

The voodoo doll toothpick holder. You can find Fred Toothpick Holder, Ouch Gray for $9.00 at Amazon.com

HOPSIDE DOWN™

Viva la longneck! You can find this novelty item Fred and Friends Hopside Down for $18.99 at Amazon.com

FOOT IN THE DOOR™

We ALL need a foot in the door.

SCREWED UP™

Four macho fridge magnets. You can find Fred and Friends Screwed Up for $6.00 at Amazon.com

FEET FIRST: YOU ARE HERE™

They really make an entrance.

ONE MAN SHY™

Home decor for lovers of weird products. Another bright idea from Mr. P.

MIX STIX™

Keepin' rhythm in the kitchen.

PIZZA BOSS 3000™

Another kitchen gadget we need in our life.

EVIDENCE™

Forensics for the kitchen. You can find Fred and Friends Evidence Knife at Amazon.com for $15

TWIST & SPOUT™

Here is my handle, here is my spout.

SPOON REST™

Cradle your ladle with this novelty item.

FILL'ER UP™

A gag gift will help you save for a full tank.
The economy may be tanking, but you don't have to. Put a few coins aside for a rainy day and watch the gauge inch its way upward. Before you know it, you'll have a full tank! Each Fill'er Up bank is wrapped in a printed plastic sleeve for display.

BANK JOB™

They have your money, but you have their pen.
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