Get an education they say. It will prepare you for the road ahead they say.
Lies.
Okay maybe not all lies. I know how to draw using fancy gizmos and help my kids with some of their homework. But nothing can really prepare you for parenthood. Here are just a few examples of the things I was unprepared for :
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#1 How To Teach Privacy
4points
#2 How To Freeze Time
4points
#3 How To Stop Kids From Doing Anything
3points
#4 How To Be A Stealthy Ninja
3points
#5 How To Raise Decent Human Beings
3points
#6 How To Swallow Your Emotions
3points
#7 How To Have Self Worth
3points
#8 How To Stop This From Happening
3points
#9 How To Stop The Crying
3points
#10 How To Accept The Title Of Chopped Liver
3points
#11 How To Save Lives
3points
#12 How To Tell A Lie From Another Lie
3points
#13 How To Break The Hard Truth
3points
#14 How To Reason
3points
#15 How To Sleep Train
3points
#16 How To Be Comforting
2points
#17 How To One Up This
2points
#18 How To Be Nurturing
2points
#19 How To Keep A Steady Heart Rate
2points
#20 How To Do Anything Right
2points