You matched with a goth girl on Tinder. Now what? Don your blackest Steelers hoodie and take her to these ten spots my family and I visited.
1. Erie Cemetery in Erie
If you can find it, there’s said to be a vampire grave and spot where witches were tortured and buried. If things work out, here’s your wedding party.
2. Hankey Cemetery in Murrysville
Local legend is that a minister
had an affair, and his congregation overreacted by lynching him in the cemetery. Those who visit say they feel
the presence of other spirits. Occasionally, they'Il feel an invisible person touching them. If you're worried about rejection,
this is the right spot. If she rebuffs your advances, say it was the ghosts trying
to get "handsy".
had an affair, and his congregation overreacted by lynching him in the cemetery. Those who visit say they feel
the presence of other spirits. Occasionally, they'Il feel an invisible person touching them. If you're worried about rejection,
this is the right spot. If she rebuffs your advances, say it was the ghosts trying
to get "handsy".
3. Resurrection Catholic Cemetery in Coraopolis
Somewhere in here lies Damien, and don't you dare mess with his grave. Rumor is, bad luck will follow you out of cemetery.
People who have respectfully visited him have seen glowing red eyes. Steer clear of him. Not just too avoid bad luck, but
because no one wants to be a third wheel on dates.
People who have respectfully visited him have seen glowing red eyes. Steer clear of him. Not just too avoid bad luck, but
because no one wants to be a third wheel on dates.
4. Green Mount Cemetery in Waynesburg
Located at the University of Waynesburg in Appalachia, this party of corpses is on a hill and has a romantic view of the city. Unfortunately, that city is Waynesburg. But, if she’s goth, then she’s probably still in high school and they love hanging out at college parties.
5. Evans City Cemetery in Evans City
Take her to the site of her favorite rom-com. This is the haunted graveyard from George Romero’s “Night of the Living Dead”.
6. Asbury Cemetery in Strattanville
There’s no better way to flirt than taking your sexy goth lady to a haunted graveyard called “ass-bury”.
7. Taylor Cemetery in Monongahela
If you can't decide between hanging out with corpses or seeing a light show, look no
further than the Taylor family cemetery. Flames occasionally shoot out of the ground. Could be natural gas. Could also be the the depths of hell opening up. Makes me wonder what the Taylor family did to get that rumor attached to their final
resting place.
further than the Taylor family cemetery. Flames occasionally shoot out of the ground. Could be natural gas. Could also be the the depths of hell opening up. Makes me wonder what the Taylor family did to get that rumor attached to their final
resting place.
8. Olive Cemetery in Murrysville
Olive Cemetery on Logan's Ferry Road is haunted by Captain Logan who ran a ferry
across the Allegheny River in the early 1800s. Be careful though- girls dig a guy in
uniform, and who doesn't want to date someone with their own boat.
across the Allegheny River in the early 1800s. Be careful though- girls dig a guy in
uniform, and who doesn't want to date someone with their own boat.
9. Snyder Cemetery in Prospect
Founded by a Swiss settler in the 1700s, the Snyder patriarch still roams the grounds at night. There’s no sweeter sound to a goth chick’s ears than being yelled at in German.
10. Woodville State Hospital Cemetery in Presto
This place is down the street from a rub n’ tug in case things don’t work out.